MOONRISE KINGDOM

I’m going to actually set Fox News on fucking fire

when you miss the point so fucking bad

all these fuckboys but who is the fuckfather

zeus

#i meAN YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT WRONG

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

I can’t NOT reblog a 600 year old butt song from Hell. 

<3 I am SO GLAD there is a recording of this that can be listened to. 

Always reblog butt song from hell.

Psychology: Why do people do the thing? Sociology: How do people who do the thing interact with other people who do the thing? Anthropology: Who else has done/is doing the thing and where are they? Philosophy: What is the meaning of the thing? Where did the thing come from? Geology: Is the thing a rock?

speaking as a geologist… usually the answer is no however sometimes sometimes it is yes and on that day we rejoice

*rubs my feminist little hands all over nerd culture* does this upset you

oh for fuck’s sake

YONIC

the planets are out there in space. right now. raining glass and having hexagon shaped storms. exciting. 

Do you think aliens know about us and are like “there’s a planet that rains a weird liquid substance and it’s covered in that substance. Exciting.”

if aliens are copying my text posts, i swear to god i will call my lawyer

I swear to god I piss myself everytime I see this on my dash. At least 10 notes are from me.