VIXX Academy

[puts on rap music]

[turns up volume because no one's here]

Now that all six of the staff have prepared in the school, despite minor technical difficulties, school will start tomorrow.

Me: I want to eat

Hakyeon: Okay let's go then!

Hakyeon: I'll bring Sanghyukkie and meet you at the doors.

Me: Sunbae

Me: Help

Me: He keeps talking

Me: He won't stop

Me: He's telling me to give all my students nicknames

Me: ...

Me: Sunbae??

Me: ah that's right you turned off your phone...

Sanghyuk-ah! You came back!!

/hugs/

/squirms out of his grasp/

Yeah Taekwoon-sunbaenim told me to come back--

Me: SUNBAE I SAID I'M FINE

Me: I'M NOT LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM

Hakyeon-sunbae: Really? You're okay?

Me: Yeah

Me: Where are you now?

/glares at Sanghyuk/

Sunbae? Why are you looking at me like that?

He thinks you're locked in the bathroom. And he wants me to get you.

I told him I'm fine

Go back to Hakyeon.

But sunbae--

/stares in the eye/

I'm not doing this. I'm not babysitting a 19-year-old. I'm turning my phone off.

/leaves/

Me: Where are you??!

Me: You aren't lost are you?

Me: Or locked in anywhere?

Me: Oh my goodness you're just a student teacher you don't have keys yet YOU AREN'T STUCK SOMEWHERE ARE YOU

Me: I'LL GET TAEKWOON TO GET YOU OUT

Sanghyuk: Sunbae, I'm fine. I just went

Sanghyuk: to the bathroom.

Me: Oh god ARE YOU LOCKED IN THE TOILET???

Me: Taekwoon! I can't find Sanghyuk!

Me: He was next to me a minute ago

Me: I was telling him about lesson plans

Me: But now he's gone!!! ㅠ

Me: Without a worddd ㅠㅠ

Me: He's new; what if he got lost? The campus is pretty big!!

Taekwoon-sunbaenim? You're here too?

He's annoying.

I wouldn't say that. But he is a bit much...I needed some time to myself.

...

Sunbae?

...He's messaging me.

/puts phone away/

Aren't you going to answer him?

No.

But why not?

Sanghyuk? Sanghyuk-ah? Where'd he go?

Oh no what if he's lost in the school?

Taekwoon let's go look for him.

Taekwoon?

Hello School Building-nim! I've arrived this time and Taekwoonie and Sanghyukkie are with me!

Sunbae, why are we here, school doesn't start until--

Do you only go to school the hours you get paid for it? That won't do. You will never make a good teacher if you don't have the enthusiasm to be in school at any given time. Even Taekwoon is excited to be in here.

...

Anyway, I need to make some last-minute preparations. You should be honored that I allowed you in here before classes start, Mr Student Teacher.

Ah! Wonsik? Why'd you yell?

Heh, you jumped just now, didn't you?

Did not. Just open the door. Please.

[Wonsik unlocks the door and opens it]

Who's not like who now?

The others don't know that you fell asleep, right?

No, I didn't tell them--

Then, the two of us

Will never speak of this to anyone.

Yeah.

Me: Wonsik

Me: Wonsik are you still there?

Wonsik: Oh so now you're answering.

Me: I'm sorry I fell asleep ㅠㅠ

Wonsik: ㅋㅋㅋ look what happened.

Me: Hush.

Me: You didn't leave did you?

Wonsik: I'm halfway home now.

Me: Wha

Me: Liar.

Me: The hyungs wouldn't leave me.

Me: It's a lie, right?

Wonsik: Hehe yeah I'm still in the school looking for you.

Wonsik: Where are you?

Me: I...I think I'm in the the storage room.

Wonsik: How did you get locked in a storage room but leave your keys in the lab? Didn't you need them to open the door?

Me: I opened the room and left for the lab, then I went back to get something. I guess I left my keys...I didn't think about the door closing and locking itself.

Wonsik: Which one?

Me: Across from the science lab

Wonsik: Really? I passed it already. I'm on the other side of the building.

...I can't see anything. Am I blind??

/takes out phone and turns it on/ Oh it's just dark.

So many notifications...that's what woke me up. Wonsik why did you talk so much? You're as bad as Hakyeon-hyung.