Captive Canine

Look their dogs

Always slightly irritated when I remember licking is considered kind of an exclusively sexual practice between humans. Like noooo bro I mean it doggy sty-Nevermind.

we love sexy evil women

"Women are warm and nurturing and they have powerful intuitions!" is benevolent sexism. Benevolent sexism upholds misogyny by praising women for things women are "supposed" to be good at and romanticizing roles women are "supposed" to play under a patriarchal system.

Haha silly tumblr lesbian, don't you know that you're missing out on half the population? That surely Mr. Right is out there if you look hard enough? Everyone's a little bit bisexual, there's certainly an exception out there for you somewhere. In fact, I don't believe you when you say you're gay- I mean sexuality is sooo fluid, right? Aren't you being bigoted by not being into men? Isn't turning down a man such a bigoted and hateful thing to do? When will you find a man? Go find a man now. Go find a man or you're a terrible person. It is imperative that you find yourself a man. It's simply against nature that you refuse to make yourself available to men.

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

sorry i barked when i saw your happy trail do you still want me

petplay except i have rabies so you have to euthanize me

"I asked chatgpt" well I asked my Tumblr mutuals and they said "woof", "bark" and many similar things