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oh btw! im 19

Here's my masterlist!

I mainly write for One piece and Dr. Stone.

Most of my blog is just headcanons because my writing is kinda mid, as opposed to my awesome sauce visualization. 😞

Anyway, I'm trying to improve my writing thussss Im gonna write something ...i guess

Stanley Snyder SFW Alphabets A-J

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Stanley isn't one for sappy words, he never will be. Rather, he's huge on teasing and backing you into a corner. other than that, he shows affection through his actions. Following you around on patrol post-revival, forcing you to learn some self defense moves, making a conscious decision not to smoke around you, this is how he shows affection.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Reliable, always. he's a very loyal, and veryy capable man, so having him as a bestie means you hit the absolute jackpot. though, he's not as open and it would be moderately difficult to approach him with the intentions of being best friends during adulthood.

so more than likely, the friendship with stanley starts in your childhood when you approach him and strike a conversation about him. since he pretty much grew up alongside you, he would be as protective about you, as he is with xeno.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Yes and no. he doesn't mind cuddling if you ask, although when you do, the cuddles are usually accompanied by some smug remark. he is neutral about cuddles and won't actively ask you to cuddle with him.

don't let him know but he cuddles you naturally as he sleeps.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

surprisingly, even better than you. tbh, he has seen and done enough in life already, there's nothing he longs more than to settle down with the love of his life. but he shakes off these thoughts for the sake of fulfilling duties assigned to him.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Not happening. there was once a time when he was assigned for a life-threatening mission (per usual). he mapped out his possibilities to survive and then texted you to move on in life without him to ease the heartbreak yet to occur.

but when he battled against his odds and survived, readying himself to see you with another man, you were still there. waiting for him. after that incident, if any circumstances were to arrive that would result in a break-up with you, he would not let go. it's you and him versus the problem, never you versus him.

F = Fiancé (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

you could walk him like a dog if you wanted to. he's just that heavy on commitment. he dates to marry, no questions asked. though, there won't be any rush towards marriage because of scheduling problems.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

he's a rough manhandler trying his level best. he's especially gentle when he's being a flirt, or when you guys are talking about feelings. not an emotional guy but gives you space when you need it.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

yes!!! he mostly gives back hugs, and doesn't mind receiving. kabedon and draping his hand over your shoulder while you guys sit are his thing though

I = I Love You (How fast do they say the L-word?)

he's a whisperer. the quiet evenings when he's sure you have drifted off to sleep, he whispers it like he's spellbinding you. other than that, its RARE. but you can see the love in his actions.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

this man literally follows you around like a puppy, of course he glares at anyone looking at you funny. since he's already a menacing guy, very few, if not zero, attempt to shoot their shot.

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Doctor Stone Headcanons

Asking them silly questions pt. 4

That one absurd test question!

Psst Psst...Do you think you—

Senku : Here we go again.

Tsukasa : Oh hello to you too

Kohaku : Would it kill you to be nicer Senku?

Senku : I just know that it's gonna be something dumb again

Ukyo : Haha, who knows it might be a good question this time

Stanley : Have you ever heard someone start with "Psst Psst do you think..." and it be a good question?

Hyoga : Yeah, nobody says (whispering) "Psst Psst do you think you can solve the world hunger by chance?"

Ginro : Psst Psst do you think you can spare some time to help the needy?

Gen : Psst Psst... Y/N-chan, please continue.

You guys are bullies. I was about to ask if you can solve this question.

Chrome : Is it arithmetic? (smirking) No one can surpass me in that

Kohaku : Are you being serious?

Suika : He just erased it!! The memory of Senku defeating him in Arithmetic!!!

Yuzuriha : If it's maths then we can count on Senku-kun to answer!

Senku : Yeah, shoot.

If a ship had 26 sheep and 10 goats, how old is the captain?

Senku : Alright so what the fuck?

Stanley : Do you just wake up in the morning and go "how can i fuck up everyone's day today?"

Gen : Is there any more information you can provide, Y/N-chan?

Nope

Ryusui : *snaps his finger* Haha! The captain is at least 28 years old, Am I wrong?

Xeno : Any logical path you followed?

Ryusui : You can always trust a sailor's gut.

Hyoga : Excellent answer. Remind me to write that on my next Maths exam.

Luna : (whispering to Yuzuriha) Are people as old as him allowed inside an exam hall?

Tsukasa : How can you just come up with a random number and not have an explanation?

Francois : You're overlooking that he's an experienced sailor.

Yuzuriha : I don't think that's very dependable...

Kohaku : You know what is dependable? Chrome's arithmetic skills.

Suika : Yay, show them, Chrome!

Chrome : So if a ship had 26 sheep...

And 10 goats

Chrome : The age of the captain, eh? It's DAMN simple!

Ukyo : Whoa, that was quick

Senku : He's a fellow scientist after all.

Tsukasa : And what might the answer be?

Chrome : It's ONE!

...

Kohaku : Please ignore him.

Hyoga : Alright so I was saying...

Chrome : TWO!

...

Chrome : THREE!

Senku : Is he seriously going to count until he gets it right?

Xeno : Quite an elegant strategy.

Ukyo : Haha, remind me when he gets it right

Anyone else think of something?

Gen : Mhm...so I was thinking, there is no mention of a human on the ship.

Taiju : So the ship is sailing on it's own?!

Senku : No, blockhead. He's suggesting that one of the animals is the captain.

Taiju : WHAT?! Animals can sail a ship???

Gen : Taiju-chan, let's pretend they can for this question

Tsukasa : That is plausible, yes. So either sheep is the leader or the goat.

Kohaku : So which one of these animals are more of a leader?

Xeno : Sheep are popular for being herd minded.

Hyoga : But goats are less in numbers.

Tsukasa : I'd like to think that does not insinuate anything, because leaders can be few in numbers.

Just like 1 senku vs all of you guys

Hyoga : Okay but 26 sheep versus 10 goats. Goats are easily outnumbered. They wouldn't last in a fight.

Luna : How would sheep assert dominance?

Hyoga : "Baaa Baaa" That's how.

Ukyo : Not an argument I expected...

Francois : Defend the goats now.

Xeno : Well, if we're on the subject of the noise they make... goats make the sound "Maaaaaa". In Nepali language, Baa refers to father and Maa refers to mother and Mother's above all.

...

Minami : A NASA scientist just said that.

Senku : Even for a NASA scientist, that is a whole stretch and a half.

Chrome : EIGHTY SIX!

What do you think Stanley?

Stanley : Whichever animal has a rifle. They lead.

Gen : Should've seen that coming...

Kohaku : So what is the answer? Chrome should've aced it by now.

Well about that...

Senku : You don't know the answer, do you?

...

Tsukasa : sigh

Hyoga : Who would've thunk...

Stanley : It's still too early for this bullshit.

Ukyo : By the way, where's this question from?

Senku : Sounds fresh out of their ass.

Ukyo : Uhm, I was thinking different countries have different regulations regarding sailing license age, weight limit, and other stuff.

Tsukasa : Hm... that's one way to solve it. So, where is it from?

Pretty sure it was from a Chinese test

Hyoga : See? Not Nepali, so sheep.

Xeno : No guarantee that a Chinese ship can't carry Nepalese goats. Goat, it is.

Hyoga : Sheep.

Xeno : Goat.

Yuzuriha: Human.

Ukyo: Chinese person, specifically.

Stanley : Glock.

Ryusui : 28.

Gen : Absolute Inema-cay.

. . . .

Chrome : One hundred and FORTY SEVEN!

Senku : No.

Xeno and Stanley are in Paris.

Xeno: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?

Stanley: But...

Xeno: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...

Stanley: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?

Xeno: Yeah.

Stanley: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.

Xeno: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.

Asking them silly questions

Their names as evil villains!

Hey so!

Hyoga : *nervous* Oh, no! Everyone, hide. Quickly.

Homura : Nothing scares Hyoga-sama more than Y/N's questions.

Ukyo : I guess they do pack a punch...

Senku : A punch of dumbassery, that is.

Rude.

Senku : Alright, my bad, my bad. Shoot your question at us.

Kohaku : Yeah! This time I'm prepared to jump the fence thrice and make 3 trips to home with level 3 starvation. Hit us with anything you want, Y/N.

Chrome : Scary. Women are scary.

Stanley : Are you sure she is a woman? Not a gorilla or something?

Kohaku : What the fuck did you say?

Gen : I'm not sure I'd be able to compete with Kohaku-chan but I'm ready as well.

Suika : For some reason, Gen is looking really evil and scary right now.

Ukyo : I think the absurdity of Y/N's questions challenged him as a mentalist... I'm not sure if I'm prepared, can I stay this one out?

Yuzuriha : ....Me too. *trying to sneak out*

Nope, everyone is participating.

Yuzuriha : Eeeeeep!

Ukyo : Be gentle with us, I guess...

Ryusui : Whatever it is, spit it out.

Tsukasa : Please proceed. You have our affirmation.

Xeno : Yeah, dear... Ask it away.

Suika : Sometimes Suika thinks they have the same personality..

Stanley : It's called having no personality.

So this one is kinda interesting... If you were to turn evil for 10 minutes, what would your villain name be?

Chrome : Damn, that's easy as hell! Stanley.

Kohaku : And I'll take Xeno.

Stanley : ....

Xeno : ....

—— ✧ ———

Strome : I wanna shoot people and smoke a cigarette SOOOO BAAAAAD!

Xehaku : Fuhaha! I'm the evil sciencer and I'll rule over the world.

—✧——

Luna : Uhh Imagining that was a bad idea.

Francois : Yup.

...Yep.

Ukyo : *scratching his chin* If I were a villain, huh? I'd want a cool name for myself like....

Luna : The Night Whisperer.

Ukyo : Uhm?! As much as I like the name, I think it's leaning more on the seductive side...

No, no, it's perfect. You brainwash people by seducing them at night.

Ukyo : Haha. If you say so!

Gen : I don't think we were supposed to know this.

Kohaku : God knows what else he's hiding behind that innocent face.

Nikki : Hella things. Anyway, I will be the Gossip Girl.

And what evil crimes would you commit, Nikki?

Nikki : Expose everyone's crushes here.

Tsukasa : That does sound pretty evil, yes.

Gen : Somehow, I feel Luna-chan is more suited for that deed...

Luna : Hah, I'd be the Surgeon of Death.

Senku : 10 billion percent the patient will die after a surgery performed by you.

Gen : So mean, Senku-chan...

Where's the lie, though?

Tsukasa : The Fist of Judgment.

*everyone in the 5 metres radius just unconsciously flinched*

Yuzuriha : That....sounds.....scary....

Tsukasa : Really? Should I tone it down a little?

Suika : *clinging to Kohaku* Suika wants to go back home!

Ukyo : You could also interpret it as a Hero name... it has a nice ring to it.

Stanley : Kids these days. *lights his ciggie* I'll be the Silver Phantom.

Gen : Any reason to be Silver specifically? Hm? Hm hm hm hm hm? Hmmmmmm?

Stanley: It suits me.

It sure does, Stan!

Gen : Huh, I see. I'll be the illusionist. Manipulate people's memories as much as I please.

Suika : He's back with his evil grin...

Senku : Suits a mentalist. Me personally, I'll take Dr. Destruction.

Kohaku : And what are you going to destroy?

Magma : Especially with that twig-like body.

Gen : Science is capable of destroying great things, Magma-chan...

Senku : *giggles maniacally* All I need is 10 minutes.

I'm scared.

Chrome : (menacingly) If Senku's Dr. Destruction, then I'll be the Dr. Explorer.

Hyoga : Ah yes, a Dora is all we needed with us here.

What about you, Hyoga?

Hyoga : I'll be the—

Kohaku : Spear Twirler.

Chrome : Masked Maniac.

Suika : Stabby Stabby.

Luna : Rude old guy.

Francois : All of them fit.

Hyoga : ...I'm not that old.

Lies and Deceit.

Ryusui : Haha! An evil version of me would be as majestic as the normal version of me. I'll be the Luxurious Tyrant.

Minami : When are you not evil?

Senku : That tracks.

Ukyo : Baseball, huh?

Ryusui : Hmm, no I change my mind. Something more grand. I'll be The Captain Capitalist.

Gen : That is somehow worse.

On point.

Yuzuriha : Somehow I fear the day he turns evil, even if it's just for 10 minutes.

Xeno : Capitalism, combined with his greed. That too, evil. The outcome wouldn't be very elegant.

Francois : Greed equals Justice.

Yuzuriha : Taiju-kun, how about you?

Luna : No, no, no, no... I can never imagine him being evil.

that's the fun of this question

Senku : The blockhead would die before committing anything evil. Ask better questions.

Taiju : Dr. Xeno, what would be your evil name?

Senku : Old man's name already sounds evil enough.

Kohaku : And he is balding.

Chrome : He also has a BADLY huge X mark on his forehead.

Kohaku : Hmm, I wonder if the balding hair exists to accommodate the X mark. For theatrics.

Chrome : Wouldn't it have better effect if he was completely bald?

Tsukasa : They are suddenly having a very serious conversation about a NASA scientist's hairline.

Xeno : ....

Stanley : I wish death upon all of you.

Hyoga : Me too.

Except for me, right!?

Stanley : Especially you.

Asking them silly questions pt 2

The strawberry farm cheating question

Say you're starving...

Chrome : H..How did you know?!

Kohaku : Chrome, you're being asked to imagine.

Chrome : But I am starving for real!!!! AND ITS BAAAAD.

Kohaku : *hands him a snack* Don't mind him.

Ah, alright. And you see a strawberry farm full of strawberries

Senku : What else would a strawberry farm be full of?

Gen : I think you're missing the point here, Senku-chan...

Suika : What's a strawberry?

Gen : Ah... they don't know. Its a fruit. Sweet and tart.

Suika : Suika wants to eat!!!

You do have food at home, but you're quite far right now

Stanley : How far?

Tsukasa : Yeah, same question.

Like a 20-30 minutes, i guess?

Stanley : I'm walking home

Kohaku : *flexing her bicep* 20-30 minutes distance is a cakewalk compared to how much I had to walk to fetch the hot spring water for Ruri-Nee

Senku : Lioness right here.

Kohaku : Better than being called a gorilla. So I'll take it.

Tsukasa : Hm, I'd have to agree with Stanley. But continue?

So the question is, would you eat those strawberries?

Taiju : As much hungry as I am, I won't be stealing strawberries from someone else's farm. I may be starving but stealing things is bad. I won't do it. I'll go home.

Ukyo : As expected from the ultimate moral compass haha

Gen : Aren't you the same, though?

Ukyo : Hunger satiation is different from taking people's lives. I'd like to think eating a few strawberries won't hurt anyone.

Senku : Yeah, I'd grab some for myself.

Xeno : But, Dr. Taiju, it's not specified that it's someone else's farm. It may not be stealing considering who the farm might belong to.

Stanley : Do you own a strawberry farm?

Taiju : No

Stanley : Dumbass

Yuzuriha : Now, now, guys....

Guys, it belongs to someone else

Taiju : That's a strict no from me then.

Tsukasa : Belongs, huh?

Hyoga : Somebody stop him from going rampant.

Tsukasa : I'm calm.

Yuzuriha : Depends on how hungry I am, I guess....

Gen : It was said that you're starving though.

Tsukasa : What levels of starving?

Chrome : There are levels to starving?

Tsukasa : Mhm, yeah. Days. Weeks. Months.

Gen : *visibly startled*

Like starving for a day

Xeno : I don't like strawberries as much. But if I've been starving for a day then I might consider getting some for myself.

Tsukasa : Not a problem. I'm going home.

Chrome : I don't know what it tastes like so I'm skeptical.

Kohaku : Yeah I'd eat it if it was like ramen farm

Gen : Who's gonna tell her ramen doesn't grow on farms....

Senku : Not me.

Hyoga : Nope.

Luna : Kohaku...

Chrome : Then I want a bread farm!

Suika : Suika wants a cotton candy farm

This is not what....

Gen : The conversation is diverging. Me personally, I'd want a cola farm though.

Stanley : Ciggie farm.

Xeno : ... Not the toxic smoke.

Senku : Nitric acid farm.

Ukyo : I don't think there are farms like that guys.

Uh okay so! Back to it, to those who said yes to eating the strawberries... what if there was a fence around the farm?

Magma : I'd destroy it HAHA. No sweat.

Kohaku : I can jump pretty high.

Gen : But Kohaku-chan, you said you'd walk the distance to home...

Kohaku : I'll jump over the fence, jump back, and then go home.

Senku : The Gorilla just wants to show off her jumping skills.

Chrome : Agreed.

- Senku and Chrome can no longer participate in this conversation due to medical reasons -

Hyoga : Ouch.

Ukyo : Well, the fence is definitely there to keep outsiders away I guess. I think I change my mind. I'm getting home.

Stanley : How high is it?

Gen : Leave it to the sniper to ask the technical questions haha

How high do you want it to be?

Xeno : What?

Stanley : Screw that, how high are you?

Francois : Preferably low so I can jump over it.

Gen : Yes, I'd prefer that too...

Ryusui : *thinking very deeply*

Luna : By the way, I've been noticing for far too long. He's been in deep thoughts ever since these questions were being asked

Tsukasa : He's probably analyzing it.

Hyoga : There's nothing to analyze here. Break the fence. Eat the strawberries. Get back home. Eat more food.

Ukyo : How hungry do you have to be for that....

Ryusui : I want the strawberry farm. All the strawberries. The farmer. And the fence. I'm buying them all.

Luna : Yup, yup....... should've seen that coming.

Stanley : I'm still choosing to get home.

Tsukasa : I'm leaning towards that as well.

Kohaku : But it's free food

Yuzuriha : ...it's fenced so not really, kohaku...

Gen : Anyway, so what's the big deal here?

The big deal is whoever chose to eat the strawberries is a cheater!!!!

*Everyone is equally dumbfounded*

Senku : Where'd you get that from, huh? The great mentalist's book?

Gen : ...Even I wouldn't have been able to come up with this.

Stanley : ...*puffs out his cigarette and just walks away*

Xeno : Where'd you get that conclusion from, dear?

Well it's like a psychological question

Senku : I'd feel extremely disrespected if i was a psychologist.

Gen : As a mentalist... *sighing* what am i to do with you?

Hyoga : Cut off their screentime.

Tsukasa : I'm curious though, how does anything correlate?

The strawberries are supposed to represent other people. The fence is your loyalty towards me. And the food at home is me.

*Everyone is dumbfounded AGAIN*

Senku : Where'd you learn that from? The ’tard academy?

Ukyo : So basically me not stealing the strawberries because of the fence means my commitment to you stopped me from cheating on you?

Exactly!

Gen : So basically Senku-chan would cheat on you... That's pretty errible-tay.

Senku : Why are you putting me in trouble?

Hyoga : You're looking over the fact that Dr. Xeno doesn't even like strawberries but he'd still eat them.

Francois : Incriminating someone else to distract from your answers huh?

Hyoga : I...Its not like that.

Luna : Didn't Francois want the fence to be low?

Kohaku : So by that logic, Stanley and Tsukasa are safe.

Tsukasa : Hm. Gen didn't answer, did he?

Senku : Of course, he is a mentalist after all.

Chrome : But then what does Kohaku's answer mean?

Kohaku : I chose to go home to Y/N.

Xeno : That's after you frolicked around the fence.

Ryusui : *snaps his finger* I'm changing the premise.

What?

Ryusui : I'm buying the farm. So the strawberries will now be public and free to eat for everyone.

Hyoga : God bless.

Gen : Eriously-say? He's letting everyone cheat for free.

Senku : Ain't no way he's letting everyone eat for free.

Taiju : Its a good initiative.

Ryusui : Whoever eats the free strawberries will be employed by me to work on that farm all year round to grow more fruits.

Minami : Of course....

Ryusui : Haha! *snaps his finger* Francois can make elite dishes using fresh fruits from the farm, am i wrong?

Francois : Of course.

Tsukasa : Enough.

Yeah, stop it

Senku : YOU stop asking dumb ass questions.

Stanley : Second that.

Hyoga : Third that.

So you guys hate me and want me dead

Senku : When you act like this, yeah

Gen : Of course, not. My love for you cannot be justified by a silly strawberry farm, nowcan it?

Stanley : I chose to walk home but I'd purposefully eat the strawberries now.

Yuzuriha : That's a bit much... don't you think?

Stanley : Then get home and eat you next.

*what the fuck*

Hyoga : Give them a room guys.

Ryusui : I will watch.

Kohaku : Me too.

Calm tf down???!

Xeno : You need to learn to take responsibility.

Tsukasa : I agree.

Hyoga : Brat.

Senku : *chuckles evilly*

One Piece Headcanons

When you buy them flowers

Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Law

When you use a cheesy pick up line

Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Law, Sabo

When you use a cheesy pick up line Part 2

Buggy, Shanks, Ace

Bro's the type to...

Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Mihawk

Bro's the type to... part 2

Shanks, Ace, Law

Bro's the type to... part 3

Robin, Buggy, Sabo

One piece characters in Alice in Borderland

Luffy, Zoro

Dr. Stone Headcanons

Texts with them

Senku, Gen, Ukyo, Ryusui

Texts with them, Part 2

Stanley, Xeno, Chrome

Asking them Silly Questions , Part 2 , Part 3 , Part 4

All Cast

Kakegurui Headcanons

When you challenge them

Yumeko, Mary, Kirari

Silly edits 1 , 2

Danganronpa

Kaede Akamatsu Oneshot

x Texts with them Pt. 2 x

Part 1 here!

Part 2 bc part 1 reached 100 notes. Tysm !!! ♡

Stanley Snyder

⋆ he's an asshole

⋆ but a very cool asshole

⋆ the way he talks, the way he carries himself, even the way he texts, it's so suave

⋆ god forbid you ask for his opinion on something... it's always MEAN AF

⋆ "Stanley, which pic should I post on my socials?"

⋆ "whichever makes you look less ugly"

⋆ "...wtf?"

⋆ "so neither"

⋆ he enjoys being playfully mean to you to gauze your reaction

⋆ but if he senses you're genuinely hurt by his comment, the blondie will attempt to soothe you in his own way

⋆ "don't worry, being ugly means less creeps around you"

⋆ "stfu, stanley"

⋆ "yes, ma'am" / "yes, sir"

⋆ as you guys grow closer, this non-chalant man finds himself looking for ways to make you even more embarrassed and flustered

⋆ so sometimes he would randomly text you with sweet nicknames

⋆ oh don't ever let him know that you fw being called a good girl/good boy

⋆ if you did then uh oh, pack it up, its so over for you. he's going to ABUSE that phrase. you just handed him your leash with that one.

⋆ since he's a military man he can't be with you all the time to banter with you and all... that's why the texts between you guys mean alot to him so he makes sure to keep a backup of them just in case something happens to his phone

⋆ yk those group of people who sing happy birthday and dance around with a pic of the said person if you pay them...

⋆ for your birthday, stanley motherfuckin' snyder sends them the most embarrassing, most hideous candid picture of you which he sneakily clicked so he can send you a vid of them wishing you a happy birthday

⋆ he knows how to piss you off

⋆ and....he knows how to make it up to you as well ;)

⋆ either way, texts between you and stanley can get intense real quick. whether its from an intense banter or other stuff, it is upon you guys.

Xeno Houston Wingfield

⋆ apart from being a goofy disney villain....ok sorry sorry, apart from being a cruel dicktator, he's a sweet loverboy at heart

⋆ "Good morning, sweets! Good Night, Lovey! Have you eaten yet? Oh, did you enjoy your hiking trip?"

⋆ proper grammar, no spelling error, formal greeting, detailed interrogation

⋆ you almost concluded that this man cannot distinguish between an email and a normal text

⋆ but you were wrong

⋆ because to him texting each other is like being a PEN PAL with him, far from an e-mail...

⋆ but he's so sweet, you dont have the heart to tell him that he doesn't have to end his texts with "Yours elegantly, Xeno"

⋆ btw, if he ever sees some acronyms/slangs he doesn't understand, he immediately texts you to ask you it's meaning 🥹

⋆ some kid once commented "sybau" under his social media post explaining about some scientific phenomena

⋆ you didn't have the heart to tell him what it really means so you....

⋆ "The kid's telling you to Stay Young, Beautiful, and Unique, Xen."

⋆ he ALMOST replied back the kid with a hearty thank you but you thankfully stopped him. bless his soul.

⋆ he's the kind of fella to reply back to your texts as soon as he can

⋆ he also treasures your kind messages alot. they move him to tears sometimes.

⋆ when he complained about his ideas being rejected and you soothed him with your texts, he couldn't stop crying like a baby that day.

⋆ stanley keeps noticing his bestie being progressively more occupied with his phone

⋆ xeno doesn't realize how cute he looks replying to your texts with a big smile

⋆ he is so precious

⋆ you're winning

Bonus

Chrome

⋆ "so you're telling me, if i write something here, it'll show up in your device all the way to wherever you are?"

⋆ "yup"

⋆ he then runs away from you as far as he can

⋆ types "science is damn AWESOME"

⋆ runs all the way back to you to check if its delivered

x Asking them cringe questions x

Part 1 fr

Would you still love me if I was a Worm?

Senku : Absolutely fuckin' not.

Gen : Senku-chan, you're too blunt... That's not how you deal with these kind of questions. Tell me more, what kind of worm?

Any kind...

Gen : I...don't think that is very helpful here? Personally, I hate wriggly creatures but I will try to take care of you

Ukyo : What a diplomatic answer... well, loving a worm would be a lot more different than loving a person but i would build you a home in a jar and talk to you everyday.

Love you too, Ukyo

Kohaku : Crush you.

Chrome : Getting crushed by a gorilla is BAAAAD scary!

Kohaku : You're next, Chrome :).

Suika : Rip, Chrome...

Ryusui : Haha! *snaps his finger* I would be the first man on earth to own a human-turned-worm. I want that. I want you.

Senku : You want to own a biological anomaly?

I don't know if this is good for me or...?

Taiju : I would protect you from bad weather and evil people.

Yuzuriha : Ahaha, of course, he would say that, wouldn't he? If you're asking me... *clasps her hands together* I guess I would dress you up and make a comfortable home for you.

You'd dress up a worm!?

Yuzuriha : Since it's you!

Luna : Oh, wow.

Stanley : Dressing up a worm is crazy work. *lights his ciggie* I would throw it away.

Politely, right??

Stanley : Disrespectfully.

Xeno : Haha, dear. It's not possible for you to turn into a worm to begin with.

It's hypothetical, Xe

Xeno : Then I would look for a way to turn you back into human so I could continue loving you as always.

Tsukasa : Hm. I guess I would make sure you're well taken care of everyday.

Hyoga : Yikes, killed. immediately.

Aww, Xeno and Tsukki!!

Hyoga : You only have ears for praise, huh?

Tsukasa : Although it's a bizarre hypothetical question... my feelings for you wouldn't change.

as a former status user, I FEEL YOU, PENNY!!!!

x Texts with them x

Senku

⋆ he canonically owns multiple cellphones

⋆ he also canonically isn't very interested in wasting his time

⋆ so texts with him are short, and restricted for urgent matter only

⋆ however if you're tenacious enough, you might get him to reply to your texts about science projects

⋆ other than that, sending him cool science related videos will also get you his undivided attention, only for a jiffy that is

⋆ you once sent him a cute cat lip sync video, he started ranting about the rising use of AI and its future significance...

⋆ another instance of you sending him a NORMAL cute cat video this time, he started plotting about how he could make use of cat fur for a cool project... so never again

⋆ after getting to know you better, he'd send you pictures of his experiments, with very evil messages following just behind

⋆ matching his energy was never a problem for you

⋆ so you guys slowly bond over the fact that you both are clinically insane

⋆ if you ever send a text ranting to him about a broken machine, a handmade substitute would be waiting for you at your doorstep

⋆ (careful though, it might explode mid-usage)

⋆ he goes from sending you pictures of his cool projects to actually really wishing you were there along with him at the time of building the project

⋆ he's really not much of a texter or a sentimentalist... however he looks forward to a text from you everyday

⋆ once you were in a hiking and couldn't text senku for a few days without prior notice, he actually contacted your school and family to make sure you're alive

⋆ bonding with him is truly a slow burn

⋆ you'd managed to go from being his science lecture buddy to his banter buddy and that was a grand feat on it's own tbh

Gen

⋆ he's the situationship final boss

⋆ so the texts with him with involve alot of mental gymnastics for you – he's a master at the game he plays

⋆ texting him during the talking stage is extremely exhausting because this man is just constantly looking for an opportunity to get the upper hand

⋆ NOT a fast replier, nope. will deliberately time his responses slower than yours to drive you absolutely crazy (may this kind of love never find you)

⋆ if he feels you're losing interest, then suddenly he's much more chattier

⋆ this is how he preys on people

⋆ he's really superficial until he genuinely falls for you

⋆ since his feelings are sheer contrast to his twisted methods, he's more likely to stop with his manipulative antics, and genuinely try to connect with you

⋆ and now you got yourselves a cute little doggy patiently waiting for your replies, wagging his tail happily at every text you send him

⋆ he STILL won't respond faster

⋆ he'll literally read the message from the notification bar, be happy, and then wait it out

⋆ if you send him a reel or something, he will go to the reel account, try and guess which reel you'd have sent him from that account, be happy, AND NOT RESPOND until he misses you

⋆ though this time it's not because he's playing his manipulative games again, but he genuinely feels a bit insecure about being so obsessed with your texts, that he tries to limit himself

⋆ he is frustrating pre-relationship

⋆ so, so frustrating; you have almost smashed your phone into pieces thrice by now

⋆ but as time progresses, he becomes more comfortable being vulnerable

⋆ he rants about his show's venue related problems, about this tough audience in this city, and more mundane things

⋆ remember his happiness when he succeeded in making those manganese batteries? (before senku said he needed to make like 800 of those)

⋆ well now imagine that happy gen humming in his bed, rolling around and playfully swinging his feet, reading your texts

⋆ that's when you know that you have successfully turned the most despicable lover into a loyal sweetheart ♡

Ukyo

⋆ genuinely the sweetest guy you'll ever be texting

⋆ long paragraphs. lovey emojis. and mimicking some of the slangs you use!!!! what more do you want

⋆ he tries to reply to you as soon as he can too!

⋆ during the initial talking stage, your sense of humor used to genuinely concern him, prompting him to call you to make sure you don't mean the stuff you just typed out

⋆ over time, he gets used to you being chaotic and just vibes along with it

⋆ one thing about him though, he won't dwell much on texts and replies, response times, etc. so he won't be too upset if you reply late

⋆ worried? yes. definitely! but, upset? nope! cause at the end of the day, he prefers to call you to talk about each other's day

⋆ he also loves it when you send him voice messages, saves them if possible

⋆ you once forced him to send a voice note of him singing and you praised him so much, he got SUPER flustered. he still goes back to that conversation to giggle sometimes 🤭!

⋆ never lyric prank him ever, cause half the time it won't work... he knows the songs, m'kay?

⋆ other half, he's just too much of a sweetheart to ignore you descending into madness. he will immediately call you to make sure you're alright. don't make him suffer

⋆ you guys send each other cute animal videos back and forth

⋆ sometimes, things get rather spicy over texts 👀 he doesn't look it but you'd be pleasantly surprised over this side of his.

⋆ he's a huge, HUGE tease

⋆ if you entertain the conversation long enough, a passionate night will follow per usual

Bonus

Ryusui

⋆ the first ever text he'd send you is "i want you"

⋆ straight up, no beating around the bush, no hello, hi, how are you, absolutely NOTHING!

⋆ you don't even know this man

ft. luffy, zoro

• in which they have to solo participate in 3♧

Luffy

⋆ luffy 100% will be the "exemplary death" character to show that the game masters ain't playing about none of this

⋆ the very first game, 3♧, he wouldn't understand the rules at all

⋆ he'd simply be bored and say "I'm getting hungry. See ya, everyone!" and walks outta the boundary

⋆ BOOM! instant death lmao

⋆ alternatively, if someone manages to stop him before walking out and explain to him the consequences of his actions, he'd be stopped

⋆ he'd be quite curious about the reward of the game now!

⋆ after someone explains the rules to him after being annoyed by luffy's nagging for the fifth time, he finally goes "OH! it's that simple"

⋆ "So if we keep choosing the right door then we get to win, huh?! I hope there's meat behind the doors. Mm, yummy meat here I come."

⋆ people are confused; where did the meat part come from?

⋆ he frantically rushes to choose between one of the doors. he gets into a deep philosophical state to examine the doors carefully (there isnt a single thought behind his eyes)

⋆ and then confidently tries to open the "Live" door because duh, it says Live.

⋆ but, oh!! it doesn't open easily, so he stretches his arm to gum gum pistol it open

⋆ his arm gets shot by the laser.

⋆ taking advantage of his Devil Fruit, he manages to survive the first game

⋆ he's disappointed that the reward for surviving the game isn't meat though

Zoro

⋆ to nobody's surprise, this man got lost and found himself inside the building for 3♧

⋆ he's a dumbass just like luffy

⋆ but he's a little more grounded and says "So if the goal is to escape this place, I can just cut down the entire building."

⋆ is it against the rule? is he allowed to do that? how can he even do that?

⋆ fuck it, he does it.

⋆ they all die

⋆ alternatively, he is stopped by a fellow player anxious on what would happen if he destroys the building

⋆ he then lazily follows his intuition to choose the doors

⋆ he smirks before opening the Die door because he's just not thrilled by the Live option

⋆ AND HE SURVIVES

⋆ they take turns choosing doors; eventually leaving zoro as one of the survivors (miracle, i say)

When you use a cheesy pickup line pt. 2

Here's the part one!

Part 2 because part 1 reached 100 notes. tysm!!♡

Ace

⋆ "Ace, your freckles are the dots that connect the stars of our destiny."

⋆ since you guys banter often, he automatically thinks you're playfully insulting his freckles.

⋆ "Y/N, your receding hairline is the constant reminder of our timeless love."

⋆ oh, he's determined to one up you now.

⋆ the playful mix of banter and flirting soon turns into a duel of personal digs at each other.

⋆ "I hate your greasy hair."

⋆ "I hate your greasy guts."

⋆ eventually, when you dramatically get up to leave, ace grabs your wrist and stops you.

⋆ "heyyy did i get on your nerves? i thought we were jokin' around."

⋆ "we were until you decided to attack me personally"

⋆ "What??! You can go ask Marco if you want, everyone thinks your teeth are yellower after brushing."

⋆ "That's not what I was-- Ok, you know what? your hair is so oily, everyday is monsoon for lice inside."

⋆ and the banter never stops.

Shanks

⋆ "Shanks, you're like the Red Line. Always dividing my thoughts between you and everything else."

⋆ you have no idea what you have just gotten yourself into.

⋆ "Oh, is that so? You know I'm out here looking for a treasure, so may I see your chest?"

⋆ he's humoring you and your silly pick up line

⋆ this is suddenly the corniest pick-up line contest, except shanks is really into it.

⋆ "Shanks, even if you were a marine, I'd still wanna be a pirate, so I can see you chase after me."

⋆ he was just looking for an opportunity to talk dirty with you and you've just handed it to him

⋆ "I've got the handcuffs with me, so why don't we start the chase in the bedroom?"

⋆ he's super smooth every time he flirts, eventually seducing you with his words.

⋆ let's just say, it was a passionate night for both of you.

Buggy

⋆ being silly in front of a clown is tough work.

⋆ but you're tough soooo

⋆ "Buggy, I—"

⋆ "Yes, my fan?"

⋆ oh you no longer want to use any sort of pick up line for him. any words of flattery would be absolutely EATEN UP by him.

⋆ "What happened, my fan? I thought you were saying something. Go on."

⋆ he acts so high and almighty that you're fed up of him at this point

⋆ "Come on now tell me." he nudges you.

⋆ "Tell me now?" "Heyyyyyyyyyy!" "Hey come on" "Hey this is unfairrrr you've got me all curious now" "Hey hey hey hey heyyyy" "Are you even listening to meeee right now" "Hey hey are you alive at this moment" "Blink twice if you--"

⋆ he's like a housefly now. he keeps nudging you with his finger, with a dry stick which he just randomly spawned, just keeps circling you trying to get it out of you, while you just sit there unresponsive.

⋆ eventually though, you forgive him for cockily calling you his fan and just when you try to continue, "Well Buggy I just wanted to—"

⋆ "I KNEW IT! MY FAN WANTED TO PRAISE ME!!! YOU NEEDN'T SPEAK FURTHER. I UNDERSTAND. I UNDERSTAND HOW AWESOME I AM. I UNDERSTAND JUST HOW AMAZING, SPLENDID OF A BOYFRIEND I AM THAT YOU'RE HEAD OVER HEELS—"

⋆ he just keeps blabbering on and on and on

⋆ sometimes you wish you hadn't fallen for this bratty guy but deep inside he was a real sweetheart so it was a little conflicting

Danganronpa Oneshot

Kaede Akamatsu x Reader

Setting: very first day in game, reader is the ultimate ???

fluff!!! alot of fluff!!!

Music to my soul.

Act I - Meeting Her

I wake up inside a strange classroom, my memory hazy about how exactly I got into this place. Unable to process anything, I just focus on finding my way out of this place. I wander for a long time in the maze-like hallways. Somehow, I find myself back in the same classroom.

Again.

And, again.

'Am I seriously lost?' I think to myself as I frantically run around in the hallways, hoping to find an exit. Somewhere. Anywhere. Someone. ANYONE.

"PLEASE GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE!!!" I desperately scream at the top of my lungs before falling flat on my face. Why are there plants inside this school? To trip me over? Job well fucking done.

I try to help myself up. No avail. Just when I readily accept my fate of lying unconscious in the middle of an eerie hallway, I notice a pale and soft looking hand extending towards me.

"Hey, are you okay?", A voice as soothing as a classical piano piece envelopes me with warmth. I nod and look up, my gaze following the hand's kind owner. A girl with shoulder-length blonde hair with a prominent ahoge. I'm hesitant to grab her hand but I do it anyway and she helps me up.

With a cheery expression, she introduces herself.

"I am Kaede Akamatsu, the Ultimate Pianist."

Kaede. It means 'Beautiful'. A name befitting of her.

Without missing a beat, I introduce myself as well. However, my memories surrender themselves before I can think of what ultimate I am.

"So, what is your ultimate?"

"...I don't know."

"Huh? Is that even possible?"

"Well, I can't ...remember."

"I see." She sounds quite disappointed but she brushes it off quickly. We wander around the school, talking about how exactly we could've ended up in this place. Searching for any sort of clues we may find to escape this place, we reach a room which resembled a gym.

Kaede sneakily peeks inside and beams with excitement.

"Oh, my god! There are a bunch of people inside the gym. Geez, and here I thought I'd be stuck in this place forever with you." She teasingly pouts. "Ah.. that's.. kinda rude?" I reply, dumbfounded. She chuckles in response while I just stand there, confused on why she's teasing me.

Suddenly, she brings her face quite close to mine and exclaims, "Geez, I was just kidding! Let's escape this place together with everyone." She seems determined. The heat on my face rises and before I can bring myself to say anything, she slides the doors to the gym and enters inside.

Two perfect melody.

Act II - Knowing Her

'A killing game...?' I shudder even thinking about it.

The black and white funny looking bear with his five annoying cubs reveal the true intention behind gathering 16 of us "gifted" students together. And that is -- The Killing Game.

My eyes immediately search for Kaede.

"We'll never accept this killing game!" Kaede strongly revolts against Monokuma. But the rebellion goes futile as she's met with nothing but squealing joyous laughter from the Monokubs.

I approach Kaede and give her a slight pat on her back to acknowledge her fighting spirit against Monokuma. She looks up with a small smile.

"Don't worry, We will definitely get out of this place together. I definitely won't allow for a killing game to take place." Kaede tries to convince me. However, it sounds as if she's trying to convince herself before me.

I flash her a warm smile and nod my head acknowledging her efforts to bring everyone together. "I believe in you, Kaede. And I trust in everyone here to successfully escape this hellish school together." I reassure her.

Her cheeks burn a rosy red at my reassurance. "Geez, now. Help me prepare something for everyone to brush off their anxiety and fight against the killing game together." She instantly orders me.

'Uh-huh, she can be pretty assertive when time calls for it, huh?' I think to myself, an idiotic smile plastered on my face. I shake off my thoughts for now and suggest, "How about we hear the Ultimate Pianist work her magic?"

"That sounds like a great idea!" Both Shuichi, the Ultimate Detective and Rantaro, the Ultimate ??? affirm at once. It is quite relieving to know that I am not the only one who doesn't remember my Ultimate Talent.

Kaede seems pleased with my idea. She decides that she's going to play Liszt's "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2", Rachmaninoff's "Prelude in C#" as well as Debussy's "Clair de Lune" for everyone as soon as her Ultimate Lab is ready for her use.

It's like mentioning a piano concerto turned on a switch inside her brain. The part of her brain which has been dying to excitedly ramble on about piano. Hearing her passionately talk about piano makes me quite envious. Whether it is an envy about not having something I'm gravely interested in or not being the person Kaede rambles on about... I'm quite confused.

And frankly, I don't want to think of it for now. Especially not when we're all stuck inside this place. So for the time being, we all decide to form groups and search for our ways out of this "school".

Killing Harmony.

Act III - Falling for Her

Have I mentioned that I get tired easily? I'm not a very social person, so my social battery runs out fast when I'm hanging out with an extroverted person. Kaede is an optimistic social butterfly, I suppose. She does seem to make a lot of friends very easily.

As we're searching around the courtyard for any sort of hints useful for our escape, I sit on the nearest bench I can see. Kaede notices that and her face changes into that of genuine concern.

"Hey, are you tired from walking around the school?"

"Uhm, sort of...I guess"

"Geez, had you told me earlier, we could've taken a break!" She pouts at me. "Oh, well..." I trail off. Why am I always at a loss for words in front of her? God, it's so annoying. It's like I'm actively sabotaging my own social life.

She hums a distinct melody as she sits besides me on the bench.

"Is that 'Say Good Night and Go' by Imogen Heap?" I ask curiously. In response, she surprises me with a sudden turn and a dramatic gasp. "What happened?" I get nervous. She starts giggling out of nowhere. "I'm surprised you know of this song." Kaede shakes her head.

*Clink*

We are interrupted by the sound of a pin dropping on the yard. I notice that one of Kaede's special musical note hairpin has fallen off her hair. It probably slid down when she did the dramatic gasp and fell when she shook her head.

I point at her hair and she notices her hairpin is no longer there. I help her search for it on the huge ground of grass. Luckily, the sun made our job easier. The silver music note hairpin shone bright. Just like her. I pick it up and return it to her.

She ponders for a few seconds before holding her hand with the hairpin out to me. "Why don't you help me put it on?" She suggests. I get taken aback, but soon regain my composure and accept the hairpin back. She roughly shakes her head around, completely messing up her pretty blonde hair.

Holding the hairpin on one hand, I gently run my hand on her hair. She relaxes her shoulders and closes her eyes, as if I'm massaging her head. Her hair is silky, fleeting my hands as soon as I get a grasp of it. Much like Kaede herself. When I think I've figured her out, she completely surprises me with a new way to catch me off guard.

Is she doing it on purpose? Has she...? Oh, well, I shouldn't let my imagination run wild and focus on her hair for now. With a click, I put the hairpin back on her hair. As I run my hand on her hair for one last time, I accidentally touch her warm neck with my cold finger tips.

Kaede yelps in response. "Oh, uhm I'm sorry." I immediately apologize. She buries her face in her hands. 'Is she mad?' I'm scared that I touched a sensitive spot which made her pissed at me.

"Kaede..." I call out. "Ah uhm ahem uhm, see ya!" She rushes out of the court yard without even facing me. I'm positive I made her angry now. Fuck. Would it be okay if I run behind her? What if she gets more annoyed?

"..."

My sweet piano girl.

Act IV - Finding Solace in Him

A bunch of my classmates soon approach me with a newfound excitement. They tell me about a manhole with a possible escape route on the backyard. 'Finally? We can get out of here together just as Kaede wished?' I feel happy for everyone and join them inside the manhole quickly.

With Kaede leading us, we try to maneuver past the tunnel full of traps designed specifically to make us suffer. We try to get to the exit the first time. But our efforts are futile.

Kaede encourages everyone once more and motivates our spirit to try and reach the exit together again. This time, we seem to get closer to the exit but the more we walked the further the exit went. At this point, our body was beyond tired.

Kaede, however, wasn't one to give up. She tries to motivate us again when I realize that this could be a trap set up by the jolly looking robot bear. Monokuma. I interrupt Kaede's speech to say--

"Hey, Kaede, I don't think we should try to exit from this tunnel any further. Because--"

"Because our bodies are tired and your little hope speech is not gonna bring our stamina back" The liar shortie harshly intervenes. Before I can lay down my reasoning to her, others begin to voice their agreement on Kokichi's point.

Kaede looks distraught now. I try to console her but she brushes me off. Kokichi interrupting my point made me come off as harsh as well. Soon, Monokuma makes his appearance inside the tunnel and leaves us in despair.

Kaede apologizes to everyone and rushes out of the manhole. "W-wait, Kaede!" My voice doesn't seem to reach her ears.

"Well, well, well. The flat chested annoying bitch has left. Aren't you gonna follow her since you're her boyfriend or whatever? Ahahaha!" Miu cackles. Her WHAT?! Since it's a comment made by Miu, it's disgusting by default. But.. being called her boyfriend, well.. I don't necessarily hate it, I guess.

I find my way back outside. It's quite dark outside, I should probably find Kaede and clear up the misunderstanding. I quickly make my way into our dormitories, and click on Kaede's intercom. Repeatedly.

After umpteenth attempts, she finally opens the door to her room. Her eyes look swollen. Was she... crying? My heart sinks at the thought of what she's feeling right now. I slowly get into her room. She locks the door and gestures me to take a seat on her bed.

"Uhm, so, Kaede?" I call out her name, my voice shaky with concern.

"Mhm?" She purses her lips and looks away.

"I really loved how you were leading us back then. Don't listen to Kokichi. We really do appreciate your efforts in keeping all of us together."

She meekly nods, as if she doesn't believe my words. I stand up and firmly grab her shoulders, making her face me. Her body shivers lightly, before she starts sobbing, burying her face on my chest. Her arms wrap around my body and she hugs me tightly, refusing to look up.

"K-Kaede." I genuinely don't know what to do now. So I gently pat her head, slowly making her sit down on the bed with me. "Uhm.. Kaede, please don't take what Kokichi said to your heart." I try and console her.

She nods her head frantically and looks up, directly into my eyes. "All I want is for my friends to escape this place together with me. Maybe I took a wrong approach on it...." She manages to voice these words in between her sobs.

I caress her cheeks and wipe her tears away. "You did your best, Kaede. I believe in you. We all do." I reaasured her. She slowly calmed down. Her body still shivering, she weakly said, "I'm tired." before laying her head down on my lap.

My cheeks burn a deep red. I get flustered easily when I'm around her. "You know, I never thought I would say this to someone I met just a day ago, let alone in these circumstances. But, basically--"

"I like you." She completes my sentence for me.

"Wh-what?!" I am completely taken aback by surprise.

"It's as I said. Even I didn't think I would fall for someone ...so passive. But, I grew rather fond of that side of yours." She adds in.

"Well, If it's not obvious akready, I.. like you too."

"Geez, you're just finding ways to turn me into a blushing mess now!" She fake pouts. I'm quite used to her teasing me now.

"I hope I can escape this place together with you. No. It has to be with you." I'm determined now.

"Pfft! Yes, of course. I'll work hard so we can all escape together. Until then, I'd love to play my piano for you everyday." She beams with excitement. It seems she has regained her lost energy.

Night time announcement annoyingly interrupts our conversation.

"Well then it's night time, I should go back to my room", I loudly exclaim. She seems unhappy with my decision. She refuses to move her head from my lap.

"Y-you have my permission to stay the night here", she mumbles just barely audible, hiding her flushed face with her bare hands. Her hands seem cold. I hold them, enveloping them with the heat radiating from myself.

We chat away the night, until Kaede drifts to her sleep on my lap. I carefully tuck her inside her bed, not to wake her back up. Just before Ieave her room, I lean in close to her face and kiss her forehead.