within and without

B I T C H

fun fact! *blatantly wrong information*

wow i learned more from this site than school

NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND [the exact same blatantly wrong information worded differently]

LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS THAT’S NOT ALL [even more blatantly wrong, unsourced information]

OMG!! SIGNAL BOOST 

fathers be like i fucked u over during the most important formative years of ur life and was never there for u but now that ur an adult and theres no help or effort needed from me lets be best friends bud!

now that’s what i’m talking about

Neo Queen Serenity: *signs legal document with a glitter gel pen*

bradley cooper’s disappointment on not being oscar nominated for best director is like peak male entitlement in the film industry, like it’s his first directing job, it wasn’t an original film, nor was it above extraordinary, and i think of all the incredible female filmmakers who didn’t get a single nomination or minute of recognition in this awards season & they haven’t publicly made headlines about their snubs!!!!! female filmmakers are absolutely ignored and excluded from the award season that is the men’s club! and they’re giving that desert lizard time to express his disappointment like pls !!!! you gotta EARN a fucking directing nomination. christopher nolan only got his first directing nomination last year for dunkirk BITHCHH

When a girl is on your lap facing you with your arms around her it’s the hottest thing ever. You don’t know whether or not you wanna kiss her endlessly or fuck her or both.

I can hear this without sound

THIS IS THE SHIT LOL😂😂

This is the freaking best