Totally Correct Sailor Moon Quotes

Usagi: *arrives with a black eye and a cut lip* Ami: What happened to her? Luna: It's a long story. Usagi: Ami: Luna: Actually, it's a short story- she did something dumb.

Minako: Don’t worry, guys! Just leave it to me. Artemis: Everybody, take cover NOW!

Haruka: Well, I told you it was a 10k race. Usagi: But you didn’t tell me what a “k” was!

Ami: As long as you can do basic math, you'll be fine. Usagi: *looks uncomfortable*

*Usagi runs home only to be locked out of the house* Usagi: Chibiusa! Open the door, Chibiusa! Chibiusa: *in the house* Go away. *Usagi looks in the window to see Chibiusa lying on the floor sadly listening to "Heartbreak Hotel"* Usagi: Chibiusa, we don't have time for this! Chibiusa: Leave me alone to die. Usagi: Come on, Chibiusa, Rei and the others are gonna be here any minute! Chibiusa: *turns the music up*

Minako: I need you to explain it like a normal person. Ami: Usagi seems to get it. Usagi: *scribbling in a notebook* Minako: Usagi is drawing stick figures.

*Haruka and Michiru are holding hands* Michiru: Wait, why do you have a better grip than me? Haruka: I clench my fists dramatically a lot.

Person, to Rei: Excuse me, but is this girl bothering you? Rei, refusing to look at Usagi who is trying to show her how many marshmallows she can put in her mouth: No, she's my best friend. I signed up for this.

Taiki: You do realize there’s a rumor going around that you’re in love with Usagi? Seiya: A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting it?

Sailor Moon: We can fix this! We just need teamwork, communication, and a positive attitude! Sailor Uranus: We also need the world to not be falling down around our heads, but here we are.