Vitrielle

British culture is stanning literally any other country but your own during eurovision

Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek.

Fuck you Fiona was already an ogre and was trying to hide that part of herself because her parents told her to be ashamed but shrek helped her accept that part of herself and become her true self unapologetically! Fuck you 

OP is lord farquaad

That last one honestly belongs in hell

ALL OF THESE HAVE ME WHEEZING AND CACKLING SO MUCH

this is the only addition to this post that isnt bad

Do you ever think about that freaky little fish dude that evolved to have arm fins that allowed it to avoid predators in the ocean by literally removing itself from the situation and going to shallow water and/or land and that’s the thing all land animals are related to because I sure do

Thank you.

its their shinies.

start multiclassing at level 2 without telling anyone; only put levels into your secondary class without ever using its features, remain a very shitty fighter for the majority of the campaign before suddenly unleashing eldritch horrors onto your enemies to your party’s great surprise