what a mess

If i were in a high fantasy setting i’d be corrupted by the allure of ancient and forbidden magicks SO quickly you have no idea

hate how links change color after you click em like theyre dirty now

My purple little fingerprints are all over the wikipedia

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

"doesn't smell like anything in here" is a possible admittance to having the plague, therefore, more terrifying

God, I’d somehow forgotten this existed. What a cursed time to be reminded of it.

Date of origin: fucking today, April 5 2022

just saw a life-changing tweet

This Goose is now the True King of Britain

titled goose game