dazai's impending sexual harassment lawsuits

sex is when i kick you in the stomach with my boot as hard as i can

nuke the entire bsd fandom and start over from scratch i have some improvements to make

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

i think fukuzawa and ranpo should get more father-son coded AND more age gap relationship coded. but i don't even know if such a thing is possible they're already killing it

i wonder what poe's visa situation is i mean he did come to japan as a terrorist

ranpo's tie being done up backwards is erotic. to me

it's so important to me that mori is still at least a little pathetic even when he's being creepy and controlling

what if you were an eighteen year old ORPHAN and you were HUNGRY so you go to STEAL A MAN'S WALLET but he goes "no join my private totally legit organization" so you join his GOVERNMENT APPROVED (??? you hope???) DETECTIVE ORGANIZATION and then you have a bounty and the MAFIA is after you so you FIGHT THE MAFIA but then the AMERICANS show up and you have to fight SCOTT FITZGERALD on a GIANT FUCKING AIRSHIP with a man whose best friend is a COAT and your mentor STILL wants to KILL HIMSELF and his ex boyfriend is making your life a LIVING HELL and the little orphan girl you took in keeps trying to KILL PEOPLE and then you meet FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY and your found family is framed for MURDER and then coat man RIDES YOU (???) and then your homoerotic rival DIES and COMES BACK and your mentor is STILL BRINGING THAT FUCKING GINGER TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME and you STILL don't get PAID ENOUGH and you STILL can't afford food and NOW your whole FAMILY IS DEAD and your name is ATSUSHI NAKAJIMA and this is THE WORST FUCKING YEAR OF YOUR LIFE

and then just when you think it's finally over they send you to london

i am on both sides of the “mori is/is not into kids” argument because i think it’s the funniest opinion to have, but also i think both things being true in some kind of schrodinger’s pedophile situation is very hashtag asagiricore

mori is into kids depending on whether its interesting for the plot or not