Schrödinger's Cunt

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

Peeing

Again with this

Knock it off

Huh, must've been the wind.

i think my ideal job is being paid 50$/hour to sit on the computer doing whatever i want at an empty rented office space for mysterious employers definitely running some kind of money laundering scheme and just needing me to keep up appearances of one of their shell companies but im not like, in on anything and no one can charge me for anything

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

sources are saying that lord knows it would be the first time

dostoyevsky kinda ate with “your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing.”

fucking the text man for texts one of society's most influential works