make a god in ur own image because ur ego told u so

I don't want a cast of healthy characters I want them all to be varying degrees of suicidal

ITS THE FOURTH OF JULY !!! HAPPY JOSEPH KAVINSKY EXPLODED HIMSELF OVER HIS HOMOEROTIC RIVALRY WITH RONAN LYNCH DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE !!! IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE YOU AND ME, BITCH !!!

can we get anne carson on hot ones

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything