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youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

Floating face down in a blank word document file, while not physically possible, is nevertheless a tangible authorial state.

The Australian lungfish really said “:3”

mental health status: need to look at the sea for hours and stay quiet

romance is a type of friendship and im sick of people pretending like they're two seperate categories. your romantic partner is Supposed to also be your friend like at the very least why are we pitting romance AGAINST friendship when they r intertwined???? romantic partners are also friends and u can have romance with ur friends stop acting like these bitches are seperate forces

As an occasional gay chick myself I lowkey really enjoyed the shitty way 2000s-2010s video games would like let you pick the main character’s gender but assumed everyone playing was straight and would play guys, so the story was written with women hitting on the main character left and right even if they were also a woman

See also the way Saints Row 2 would have the boss putting stripper poles in the HQ and talking about getting pussy even with the female voice lines like they just wrote the women identical to the macho men that moved copies back then so it was like an entire era where playing a girl meant playing a shithead fuckboy dyke.. it was beautiful even if it sucked and ended for very good reasons.

i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong