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hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

it’s time

Dang, missed it. Reschedule?

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

guns don’t kill people, horses kill people

Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!

hes from an alternate timeline

the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory