CHOCOLATE & PRESCRIPTION MEDICATION

I have to know if most people are checking the notes before they vote on these or if they're just going on vibes in a manner that would be fascinating to a game theorist

literally amy dunne's entire problem was that she didn't have enough enrichment in her enclosure. and that was ON NICK.

like maybe if you are married to an apex predator do not make her move to missouri bro

Pop my pussy most divine

I've had enough of this website.

this is the post of the decade tbh

Source: Baby, You Are My Religion: Women, Gay Bars, and Theology Before Stonewall by Marie Cartier

the queer community was formed by people who were deemed strange and abnormal in society based on them not conforming to expectations about sexuality & gender. there are no specific boundaries bc this isn't a club. a cishet guy that likes wearing dresses who fights side by side with us for true liberation, is 100x more queer than a millionaire gay man who's besties with companies that sell us watered down versions of our own culture for profit during pride while donating to homophobic lawmakers every other month.

i'm gonna say this again because it really pissed some people off: yes, I would rather have a cishet GNC man who stands with queer people, is involved in our spaces and our culture, stands up for us when we are attacked, and is active in furthering queer liberation, than a rich gay man who spits on the lower-class queers who gave him the ability to be out, who sells his soul to corporations who couldn't give less of a shit about us, just for the wealth and power of capitalism. Fuck that guy. I'm not saying he isn't gay - he is! Nothing can take that away! But we have the saying "not gay as in happy but queer as in fuck you" for a reason. The family-friendly gay millionaire isn't my brother. The poor crossdresser who has been a part of this community since it's inception is. Fuck your bootlicking bullshit.

i think "guy who thinks another guy is his sworn enemy but the other guy is just normal about it" is one of the better and funnier tropes ever

Back when I worked at walgreens I didn't know witch hazel was a real thing people would come in asking for it and I'd be like yeah it's on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard

hot take but blogs on here that never post anything and only reblog other people’s posts are the most valid users on this website

once you start thinking it’s a good idea to share your thoughts online it can only go downhill from there and i’m proof

Biohazard would be a beautiful name for a baby boy