Pretty Guardian: Sailor Violet

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

porn is so much better when you imagine you and your friends in the stuff you're watching. surely this will not make talking with said friend weird or embarrassing or anything

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.

Its true, ONLY tumblr could create this kind of experience

Spare a thought for all the poor Hypno photographers put out of business because of hypnotic smartphone apps. These days it’s easier to download a sketchy app with a womb tattoo logo and enthrall random people on the street than it is to lure someone into a photoshoot with a mind controlling camera.

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

bunnies has a special antenna called ears

it’s so hard to see other people living your dreams

This would fix me

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"