Happiness is a warm puppy

soooo they updated the rules and now it says you have to be niceies to trans girls. yeah. niceies forever. sorry its just the rules. being meanies is banned. the penalty for transmisogyny is on-sight killing now. what? no i dont think thats extreme . idk i think its justified

people are so weird about cnc and I always just want to look them in the eyes and say “you are getting mad at people for playing pretend. you are getting mad at people for saying ‘raaar! I’m gonna getcha!’ you are not a serious person.”

so much ink and tears have been spilled theorizing that rape kink is about trauma and social anxieties and power fantasies and sure maybe. but I think we’re just mammals who like pretend danger in our play just like every other mammal ever. because we have evolved to find that fun. and the only difference between play-wrestling in bed and pulling out the fuzzy handcuffs is commitment to the bit

transfem who’s a little confused why all of her transfem friends immediately obey her whenever she asks a favor only to realize with horror that she’s become the collectively assigned princess of the group.

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

dick from a girl thats trying to chew through her muzzle to get at your neck

you invest in a stronger metal muzzle (smart), the frustration makes for great sex but it is a little unnerving feeling the cold bars pressed against your jugular all the time and hearing her teeth going chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp

transfem who reblogs one of those ‘reblog to go up by one cup size’ like six times as a joke but it happens to be the one time the post actually wasn’t lying.