why this

I shoved a dildo full of alcoholic jello and then allowed myself to be filmed consuming the jello from the dildo and I promise y'all I did it for more than 2 notes. I posted this on facebook. My mother watched this video.

I found it! This post is like my tumblr white whale. It’s like a heritage post without the heritage.

date of origin: 4th of april, 2015.

happy 11th birthday down with cis!

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

my mom (went to catholic schools her whole life, graduated in the late 70s) just tried to argue that since jesus died in the afternoon on good friday that you can eat meat for dinner. “he is already gone,” she said.

wait did something happen to Jesus

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Reblog to animatedly boop your followers

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa

april fools? on [tumblr] ? i see fools on here 365 days a year, pal.