Want a wife so I can do really slutty things for her like make her coffee in the morning and give her forehead kisses

Oh that social faux pas you committed? Nobody remembered that. Nobody remembered how you stuttered or went off topic or said something embarrassing. Well, nobody except the sorcerer who saw you do it. Yeah, he saw it. He cursed you to remembered to forever too. Yeah that’s the only reason why you still think about it. Kill the sorcerer to win.

I'm so horny for like... romance and intimacy..

2013 was like… sweater weather, chocolate, Pompeii, little lion man, Ho hey.. what happened to that

hyperfixations are so scary like yeah this could be a month long thing or i might be thinking of it everyday seven months from now. no way to tell

"saw this and thought of u" okay let's fuck

cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25

i actually say "omg hiiiiiii" irl btw

Writers!!! Someone you’ve never met and you don’t know is cheering you on, is proud of your progress and loves you!!

caring about things is cool being passionate is cool being earnest is cool being genuine is cool being compassionate is cool

I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

I'm rooting for all women but especially the fucked up and silly ones

Do you ever just wonder if you cross someone’s mind as they’re driving home, doing dishes, laundry, the mundane things when it really matters

what they dont tell you about growing up as a very lonely little girl is that you grow up and still a part of you remains that very lonely little girl