Dead End

Well, for starters they all got lobotomized and all their personalities boiled down to one note characters by the power Christian aura farming and glazing. I really wouldn’t be surprised if the video was AI generated at some parts because holy damn did it miss every opportunity to make sense with the questions. Half the answers that the Scps gave to the questions were dumb as hell. Why are the Scps being questioned about their creation like we didn’t already know from past sedations videos? What was the point of having four Scps being interviewed if two Scps are just gonna thrown to the sideline just to use them for quick jabs or for Scp 343’s aura farming? Matter of fact: you might as well call it the Scp 343 aura farming compilation because all the video really was. Scp 079 had no real reason to even be in the sedation since all it did was moan for Scp 682 every 2 seconds and cheaply roast the other Scps. Scp 049 really didn’t need to be there either since 99% of his interactions was either being a sad boy atheist or hating Scp 035 for a few minutes. Again, most of the questions were repeated questions from past videos and the few original ones either got side tracked by 343’s power show or got completely ignored. They could 100% have officially revealed 035 as the Black Lord of Alagadda and at least tried to be interesting but no; we needed to retcon the Yolanda plot line instead. No seriously; I saw the whole “Yolanda putting 035 on’ from like a mile away and I was dead-ass able to predict 049 thanking 343 for erasing Yolanda’s essence and memories from 035 as well. The “jokes” if you can even call them that were dog shit. Most of the jokes are reliant on the Scps arguing with each other or 035 being the punching bag. Scp 035’s remark about Scp 343 being prideful and being hypocritical about casting Satan out of heaven for it was probably the funniest joke and even then; I barely laughed because Watch immediately shut it down without a single comeback from 343. Watch also sucked because somehow all he did was ask questions mundanely or mundanely scold or interrupt whatever Scp was misbehaving at the moment so 343 could go back to being the center of attention. It doesn’t help that 343 is constantly being vague with the “Her” references when threatening 035. Who the fuck is “Her”? Hera? The Queen of Alagadda? The very end was vague as shit as well with Watch asking 343 to help with mysterious Scp and how he wants to help “her” feel better at the Foundation. Again, Who the fuck is “Her”? The Hamburger analogy was corny as hell too and so was Watch thanking 343 like he’d saved Watch’s life during the interview or something when nothing of the sort happened. There’s probably other things I’m missing but holy fuck was that the most boring and frustrating 52 minutes and 42 seconds of my life.

The reason why it's so hard to escape Alagadda is because of how many Janus doors there is in Alagadda; Specifically, there's so many Janus doors that DON'T LEAD back to Earth. Most of the doors are also in hard to reach spots like behind multiple stairways to even being bared up in the castle... Even though there's at least 400 Janus doors in total in Alagadda; only 100 Janus doors lead to actual dimensions. The Janus door back to Earth the only door out of the 100. The rest of the 300 doors are just trap doors or fake ones that'll crush if attempted to open.