꩜ thinking about bf l.jack
— how did your relationship with this killer clown even begin? no idea
— i like to hc that his music box was bought from one of those antique shops, and ever since he ‘entered’ your home he developed a dependence and obsession over you
— so yayy killer clown boyfriend acquired!!!!
— i could say he’s the most doting bf ever and it’d be true ngl
— but you know what also be true? jack doesn’t know or understands many human concepts
— you could be leaving for work and he’d be all whiny, holding onto your legs, kneeling on the floor and begging you to stay, he’s pathetic like that
— big eyes staring up at you, on the verge of tears, a big shaky pout ughhhhh
— you’d have a lot of explaining to do if you want this relationship to work. he was already abandoned before, he can’t stand the thought of it happening again, especially with someone he loves and cares for so deeply
— i think that, eventually, he’ll understand, doesn’t mean he likes it but he’ll tolerate it… for a while at least
— he knows he’s not human, he knows that there are plenty of guys more appealing and understanding than him out there, in the world where he can’t be constantly watching over you (not with your knowledge, of course) so listen to me when i say that this man-thing? would do anything to please you, to make you stay with him forever and ever 🖤
— he’ll try to cook for you, key word: try
— loves to watch movies with you, especially romantic ones, sometimes he sheds a tear or two, but will never admit that he cried over La La Land or Mama Mia. this man loves musicals
— used to stay on his music box and slept there before he met you but now he cuddles up to you in your bed, and since he’s just so… long, he takes up almost every space and almost crushes you
— don’t pull away tho, he likes having you on his arms, safe and sound
— will show you around his music box. can he even do that? if he couldn’t now he can
— his circus, the weird spiral labyrinth, everything and he’ll be squealing like a kid the whole trip
— if you have a pet, trust me, he’s the best pet sitter, “oh but he killed a cat-“ doooon’t care. he learned on how to be gentle, okay? that was an accident he deeply regrets. he only hurts those who deserve it and not innocent creatures :(
— gives you candy every day, every hour if he could, does not understand what diabetes means and does not believe in its existence
— KING OF PETNAMES! darling, sweetie, honey, love, beautiful… you name it, he’s calling you that, sometimes with a gentleman’s theatric too, just to hear you giggle and see you blush
— yes he stalks you and will kill every man that gets close to you, no, don’t mention that you coworker went missing last week, don’t mention other people at all
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