menace to society

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

“I hope nothing pisses me off today!” I say as I clock into the pissing me off factory (f1)

seeing franco's driving is awesome when you don't have alpine's annoying voice in your ear telling him to switch positions with gasly

went to torture city and they said george was a long term resident and beloved neighbour

If I had a nickel for every time Kimi Antonelli exceeded track limits, I’d have enough money to buy George Russell a better f1 car.

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

One of the Hungarian commentators said "Never before has Mary Poppins caused a VSC" because of the umbrella on the track.