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I couldn’t find out why it’s considered bad to be famous on tumblr, so I went and asked. It turns out people usually are famous here for either being really unhinged or something horrible like owning a slave. Anyway so people don’t have to ask anyone I’m making this post.
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sorry for the sofia the first spam but AU where sofia meets cedric BEFORE miranda gets married to roland and it changes the trajectory of their marriage
CEDRIC YOURE NOT SUPPOSE TO WASH CAST IRON
No, that’s actually fine with modern soaps. Old soaps used to break the seasoning, but modern ones don’t.
I managed to get through test chamber 19 without using the energy ball or scaffold
So I started thinking about how Mew could possibly learn every TM, HM, and Move Tutor move; and one thing led to another.
I’m sorry (I’m not sorry).
So I kept thinking about it for ten years.
This silly picture of Mew I drew a decade ago ended up becoming by far the most popular thing I’ve ever done, and I still see it make the rounds on the internet to this day. When I realized the anniversary was coming up for it, I wanted to commemorate it. I feel like I’ve come a long way since then, both personally and professionally. I was aimless and struggling financially at the time, and now I’m back in college getting my life on track, training to become a professional animator. In a lot of ways, this silly doodle helped that happen, so if it’s put a smile on your face at any point in the last decade: thank you. I wouldn’t be here without you.
This seems to have aged extremely well with Pokopia
A bottle of WHAT
Past me: The potions are weirdly colorful sloppy cakes with frosting on top.
Modern me: The potions are spray bottles with medicine in them.
Pokemon Pokopia: THE POTIONS ARE THROAT SPRAYS, FUCK YOU!
No, throat spray is it’s own thing.
Source:
Throat Spray
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now if I were a food manufacturer, every march i would sell a certain salad dressing in a seasonal limited “red” version, but the world isn’t ready for that
@kingofratkings I’ve seen multiple references to things in March, like making the likes on posts become knives, do you know what’s going on?
OMG WOMENS HISTORY MONTH IS IN MARCH!? LETS GO
I NEED TO LEARN MY DEDICATED MONTHS
That’s not what this is about. It’s about the Ides of March, when Julius Caesar got stabbed to death
I found out you can use -#(tag) to exclude a tag from your search. This is very helpful if you want to find crossovers but there’s way too many of a specific fandom (like Danny Phantom with batman) but don’t want to permanently stop seeing a fandom
Wait since u bit Tucker, is he a ghost too now? /silly
(Yk, like vampires and werewolv- *I am dragged into the void for my bad joke*)
Tucker: Yeah, been there done that
Danny: Eh, I wouldn't mind having another half ghost around
Ghosts can turn humans into ghosts by biting them, it just has to be hard enough in any of the right places. This will still turn them into full ghosts instead of a halfa if a halfa does it though, since it is just literally killing them
This Iron Lung review is taking me out
I still don't know what the movie is about and I'm scared
Criminal explores ocean of blood on a moon after every planet and star vanishes
The later this gets posted, the funnier it gets
I think that's around 2 cans a minute at this point
3,650 cans a minute now
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got a new lighter. it’s shaped like a fish and it blinds you.
it had a huge sticker on it that said “this is not a toy”. the gas station i got it from had a sign infront of the display for these only that said “buy first, then test”. the first time you strike it (from the fins, by the way) you find out exactly why. they have added incredibly bright flashing blue LED lights on the eyes, which point directly into your eyes and the eyes of whoever is looking anywhere close to the fish that makes you blind.
a friend of mine was like “you can probably take this apart and cut the wires so it doesn’t do that anymore” and i told her “no i can’t. i can’t do that” and she was like “???why not?????????”
it’s just too fucking funny. this is the stupidest thing i own. thinking about that gas station clerk with like 50 more of these fucking things thinking “how the fuck am i gonna get rid of these?” makes me loose it. setting up the sign and i was literally the first person to buy one.
who thought this was a good idea.
Lighthouse. for you to sea
sok says fih
AHAHA I LOVE THIS THING I WANT ONE
I put a link to what I believe is it on walmart’s website in the comments
got a new lighter. it’s shaped like a fish and it blinds you.
it had a huge sticker on it that said “this is not a toy”. the gas station i got it from had a sign infront of the display for these only that said “buy first, then test”. the first time you strike it (from the fins, by the way) you find out exactly why. they have added incredibly bright flashing blue LED lights on the eyes, which point directly into your eyes and the eyes of whoever is looking anywhere close to the fish that makes you blind.
a friend of mine was like “you can probably take this apart and cut the wires so it doesn’t do that anymore” and i told her “no i can’t. i can’t do that” and she was like “???why not?????????”
it’s just too fucking funny. this is the stupidest thing i own. thinking about that gas station clerk with like 50 more of these fucking things thinking “how the fuck am i gonna get rid of these?” makes me loose it. setting up the sign and i was literally the first person to buy one.
who thought this was a good idea.
well blimey
i must acquire one
QUEST FO DA COSMIC AQUATIC FLASHBANGER COMMENCES
I believe I found it, I put a link in the comments
got a new lighter. it’s shaped like a fish and it blinds you.
it had a huge sticker on it that said “this is not a toy”. the gas station i got it from had a sign infront of the display for these only that said “buy first, then test”. the first time you strike it (from the fins, by the way) you find out exactly why. they have added incredibly bright flashing blue LED lights on the eyes, which point directly into your eyes and the eyes of whoever is looking anywhere close to the fish that makes you blind.
a friend of mine was like “you can probably take this apart and cut the wires so it doesn’t do that anymore” and i told her “no i can’t. i can’t do that” and she was like “???why not?????????”
it’s just too fucking funny. this is the stupidest thing i own. thinking about that gas station clerk with like 50 more of these fucking things thinking “how the fuck am i gonna get rid of these?” makes me loose it. setting up the sign and i was literally the first person to buy one.
who thought this was a good idea.
device of instant give your roommate a headache
small mercies. i think if it had been only a smidge more horrible than it is i would have gone and just given it back.
I WANT A SCREAMING FLASHBANG FISH LIGHTER
I believe this is it: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Goods-Luck-Kois-Windproof-Lighter-Inflatable-Metal-Fashionable-Unique-Design-for-Daily-Use-Outdoor/17372606621?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=102798330&wmlspartner=wlpa&cn=FY25-ENTP-PMAX_cnv_dps_dsn_dis_ad_entp_e_n&gclsrc=aw.ds&adid=2222222229817372606621_102798330_0000000000_21407473164&wl0=&wl1=x&wl2=m&wl3=&wl4=&wl5=9024585&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=5583099182&wl11=online&wl12=17372606621_102798330&veh=sem&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=21690411341&gbraid=0AAAAADmfBIqc0_WFPalAXK_Kw9pC8IPkC&gclid=CjwKCAiAu67KBhAkEiwAY0jAlZC1s-k51YQ08onRh0SKJlC5VAshrGFg6JzKfOs5D0PbeR-VT7YcXhoCg_kQAvD_BwE
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Goods-Luck-Kois-Windproof-Lighter-Inflatable-Metal-Fashionable-Unique-Design-for-Daily-Use-Outdoor/17372606621?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=102798330&wmlspartner=wlpa&cn=FY25-ENTP-PMAX_cnv_dps_dsn_dis_ad_entp_e_n&gclsrc=aw.ds&adid=2222222229817372606621_102798330_0000000000_21407473164&wl0=&wl1=x&wl2=m&wl3=&wl4=&wl5=9024585&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=5583099182&wl11=online&wl12=17372606621_102798330&veh=sem&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=21690411341&gbraid=0AAAAADmfBIqc0_WFPalAXK_Kw9pC8IPkC&gclid=CjwKCAiAu67KBhAkEiwAY0jAlZC1s-k51YQ08onRh0SKJlC5VAshrGFg6JzKfOs5D0PbeR-VT7YcXhoCg_kQAvD_BwE
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HAHAHAHVEHEKDKD OK I Was TOTALLY JUST GONNA MAKE A BIG OL INFODUMP POST BUT I FOUND AN OLD MCU SPIDERMAN X DP SKECH fROM 2021 THAT HELPS ILLITERATE MY POINT,, which is probably more engaging than i chunk of text lol
Here look
Um.. this makes sense I promise
Wait donne t look I’m gonna fix up n finish it
Did you ever finish this?
They did
💬 1 🔁 148 ❤️ 633 · Phantom: <opens Baja Blast and spits in it> Spiderman: ????!?? Phantom: <retrieves charging cable and sticks the USB
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Beware !!!
Hey wait a second
Did we just confirm amity park is in Illinois?
No, mail goes through places that are not the destination
On TODAY'S episode of "I Think Google Used the Wrong Picture", we have this masterpiece of a thumbnail
Except I clicked on the article and was proven wrong!! Google DID use the right picture! The full image is somehow even better
I don't live in Massachusetts but I hope this one wins
Only acceptable AI outcome thus far
How dare you insult the art form of clumsily made photo edits like that
