So, who do you kill for fun around here?

never forget

THIS NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED SO FREAKING MUCH, TODAY PEOPLE CALLED ME WHORE BECAUSE I WAS WEARING A SKIRT AND WE ARE IN SUMMER, IT’S SO HOT IN THIS COUNTRY AND I HAVE TO USE PANTS SO GUYS DON’T GET ” DISTRACTED ” respect girls

you may notice not one of those words is positive, not even neutral its a game where there are no correct answers, just different ways to be told you are invalid, wrong, and should be ashamed. thats a shitty game to force people to play

OF ALL DAYS THIS WAS THE BEST DAY TO DO THIS

I’m envisioning Caesar hearing “mmm whatcha say” restarting 23 times before he dies for good.

reblog to delete all incest shipping

yo okay wait how come nobody made this post. why is op nonexistent 

god made this post

the show that will not be named

i just saw a fb post where a man was arguing with a woman about the best way to make macarons and he kept insisting that she was wrong, and then eventually he was like “I’ve never personally made macarons, but if you think about it what I’m saying makes sense, i’m simply stating the obvious. i’m sure there are plenty of youtube tutorials that would show you the same thing.” and the woman replied by linking him to her instagram business page and she makes fuckin macaron towers for parties for a living and i’ve been laughing about it for a solid 5 minutes.

Men automatically assume they’re more of an expert on something than any woman on account of their dicks. I’ve never met such an ignorant and narcissistic creature as a male

I’ll never forget a time when a fb friend of mine posted that she’s on her way to hospital to give birth. Women commented with “good luck” and other encouraging messages. A man’s comment was advice on how to give birth. 

You have got to be kidding me

You know I have plenty examples of this but that last one takes the cake so imma just let it be.

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar

im such a slut for true crime and like i wish this website could be normal for five minutes so i could use the true crime tag to find interesting posts and not just 500 pictures of old nazi coconut head and those two uglies who shot up their school w flower crowns edited on and bizarre jeffrey dahmer fridge memes