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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them
cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,
Hey sorry your boyfriend got kidnapped by his mob boss dad. Yeah when he said thank you back there he meant thanks for everything you’ve done for him, that was his goodbye because he’s going to die. No yeah he was in love with you, that’s what all the looks meant. Anyway. He’ll think of you kissing him when he’s being tortured by his father’s people as an escape. No I totally get why you might want to burn the world until you find him. Yeah yeah maybe start with choking your teammate for answers. Sorry again.
When the Maserati brand talks to Andrew about being the face of their new sports line, Andrew looks at the high-end cars with a bored expression.
Naturally, they are going to give him a car. Andrew calmly lights a cigarette, without responding. The public relations get nervous.
"I guess you know I have a doppelganger. They confuse us quite a bit, unfortunately for me. What will people think of me when they see me driving a Maserati one day and a Honda the next? That's not good for my reputation, Brian. "
Maserati's public relations director is not named Brian, and besides, what Andrew says would be bad for the Maserati brand, not him. Paul lets him know. Andrew nods.
"You're right, Paul. I must have been wrong about Brian Mc. Adams," Andrew says.
The representative knows that Brian Mc. Adams is the CEO of Ferrari.
"We could double the offer. As long as we offer him something, his brother will receive the same."
"Mine will be black. My double's will be bright orange" Andrew declares without hesitation.
"Is that your brother's favorite color?" Paul asks.
"What do you mean, Paul? My brother hates bright orange."
Paul doesn't try to understand that logic and they sign the contract.
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Me, very loudly, while sticking my neck out: Gosh, I hope no vampires bite me. That’d suck. Being bitten by a vampire, that is. Boy, I sure do hope there are no vampires waiting to come out and bite me while my neck is so open and exposed like this. I’d sure hate to have that happen.
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HELLOO, MY LOVELY AUDIENCE!! I am Radio, the ringmaster of this silly circus and i cannot believe its been 3 years, that is insane… but to celebrate! i made a silly event! all the info is under the cut!
RULES!
every good circus has rules!!
★ this event will run from july 7th till july 20th! and you might be like, hey Radio, that’s crazy a lot of time! it is! the actual event takes one week, but i added an extra one for anyone wanting to send in late entries!
★ also, if you’re curious, the exact day my blog turns 3! is july 9th! wow, this blog is a toddler!
★ if you complete 5 days! you’ll get added into this funky wheel i’ll spin to choose the winners. After all, Tis Up To Fate.
★ if you complete 7 days! you’ll get your name added TWO times! wow, that’s double the times! and as a bonus, i’ll blow you a kiss, if you want.
★ tag me if you participate!! otherwise i will not see it!
PROMPTS!
this is MY event and the prompts will be as stupid as I want them to!! that being said, i did add little descriptions, just in case.
(1) UNO: Randomly generated color pallete or A character's opposite color pallete
Make an edit while using a randomly generated color pallete (using this!) or make an edit based of a character but using that character's opposite colors (example: if im editing rui, i would do yellow and orange instead of purple and blue)
(2) DOS: your angle or yuor devil
you know that meme that’s like i could be your angle or yuor devil. you can interpret this prompt however you want, whether that is editing something angel themed, or many something devil themed. Or, maybe even something angle themed. who knows, i’m not stopping you.
(3) TRES: Circus or Retro Tech
if you haven’t noticed, my blog is pretty circus themed. But i also edit tech stuff a lot. Because i’m freaking Obsessed with old tech it’s SO cool. but anyways, you can make an edit themed with circus stuff or an edit using or themed after retro tech, like old radios, tvs, game consoles, you name it.
(4) CUATRO: One color or Every color ever
make a monochromatic style edit, using only one color (though you can use an accent color, if you really want to) or make the most colorful edit ever. put every color you could possibly think of.
(5) CINCO: Fruit or Drink
make an edit based of a fruit! any fruit! or an edit based of a drink you think is pretty cool or maybe you hate it, i dunno man, you have free will here
(6) SEIS: Vintage or Cyber
get cool and old-timey, and make a rad vintage themed edit or get cool and. uh. blue. and make a funky cyber themed edit
(7) SIETE: Evil editing style or Free day (BUT GO CRAZY!!!)
your evil editing style is whatever the exact opposite of your current editing style is or do whatever you want, but have so much fun and try new things and make it crazy. have fun, okay, that’s how good edits are made <3
PRIZES!
everyone gets an imaginary participation award!
okay, but really, here are the funky prizes:
★ THIRD PLACE: one layout set and one psd !
★ SECOND PLACE: one icon set, one layout set, one moodboard, and one psd!
★ FIRST PLACE: imaginary high five, one layout set, one icon set, one moodboard, one psd, and one bonus edit of your choosing, could be anything, baby!
MAY I PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP ASK FOR A PROMO?
Please, please, let me know if you’d like to be removed and i will happily do so! <3
☆ : @strawberrysnipes @lovesick-level-up @rookmeo @tsukawadama @pj-sk @sunkupng @necroangelz @pink-sugar + anyone else who would like to! <3
Kevin in tsc is so funny, that guy spent the fox trilogy just having an anxiety crisis after another, then you see him from Jean's pov and he's just. the most composed guy ever???? He seems so chill all the time like, the tattoo scene????
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