𝐈'𝐌 𝐍𝐎 / 𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖙 𝖉𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖒

      i’m sugar, spice, and everything nice ! just like you. abel said it best — we all come alive in the nighttime. which R E M I N D S me, are we still on for that sleepover that we were talking about ? please say we are. i’m a married woman, i have NO CLUE what you’re talking about.

        you’re a klutz. there, i said it. someone had to. speaking of tans, you better be embracing that SPF. don’t make me l a t h e r you in it myself. are you okay after your fight with that thorn bush, though ? i can offer sympathy. it comes in many forms, you should DEFINITELY take me up on that, by the way.

Shit, are you alright? That sounds more like gravity not being in your favor, but you do have a tendency to be a bit clumsy here and there, I’ve noticed, it’s cute. If you still need help with your yard when I get back to LA, I don’t mind coming over to mow it for you. Let me know.

i would really hope &. pray that you didn’t lose one of your limbs in the midst of watching greys. that would be enough to trigger me for the rest of the year. oh please, it’s not always pretty in the morning. not until i’ve at least had one redbull. it DEFINITELY is our year ! i agree. 

makes sense to me, i suppose. we’ll have to just see in the long run probably. hopefully you don’t lose any limbs or anything from now until then. i’ve been really good though. busy, busy &. even more busy. you know how it is though. how’ve you been ?

look at you go, girlie ! being all productive &. whatnot. oh god, that … sounds so terrible. you didn’t hurt yourself too bad with the thorn bush did you ? i know those are some little bitches of nature once you get stuck in them.

       okay so, like, i’m obsessed with sex education. the series, not the awkward lessons in high school. but it’s literally taking over my life, because i’ve just walked out of the house in an eighties bomber jacket and i expected everyone else to be rocking the same kinda gear. in actual fact, i just looked like a walking disco ball. honestly, when are the eighties making a comeback ? and fun sex ? and unconventional friendship groups ? i’m so mad.