a bit of poison on my blade then let's go

Infected Jason and Salim

Drew this somewhat crunchy looking early 20s Jason as a visual reference for a fic I'm working on in which he does make a few appearances although he's definitely more secondary(and the pov character just does not vibe with him at all) regardless it's his birthday and I have a drawing of him so here he is lol

squishing them

"You're a true friend and hero" boring. flat. no pizazz. no style. no personality.

Where's my barehanded ball-crusher Hans. Don't give me that "work those muscles" crap and tell me it's sooooo Hans. The OG Hans would say some bizarre unsayable shit like "Henry! I'm so happy right now that if you were a putrid little dough boy I would with my OWN TWO HANDS pound you into a ball and roll you in the dirt and eat you!!!!"

Hello? "My guardian angel?" Pisssss! No guts!!!!! Bring back the Hans Capon who would do Muppet Joker numbers on tumblr. "My loooord the cobbler's niece emptied his pisspot in my backyard!"