a bit of poison on my blade then let's go

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

i hope you live. i hope we both live

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

I can be trusted with the fictional character. I Promise.

I lied. Fuck it’s dire y’all. It’s Bad.

they really don't make Bigass Cabinet For Computer anymore. we were at the used furniture warehouse the other day & they had so many. that's the way things should be. lock away that wretched machine when you're done looking at it

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

people who don't use or spend time on tumblr don't really understand how solid this place is for creatives and how we could be living in artist utopia if they fully undid the nsfw ban. the tag system? the dashboard? the silly anons who will send you the most insane sentences known to mankind? having your very old, shitty art make the rounds again because somebody finds value from it and wants to show their friends? no other place even comes close

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.