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"all of them inshallah"
Egyptians continue to be hilarious
Coworker 1: Is he still in the bathroom? it's been like half the shift we need him to start closing
Coworker 2: He's just been sending voice messages to his group chat for the last hour
muffled Tom Hardy bane impression coming from bathroom stall: Is the tip sticky, Batman
i don't really understand how gordon would benefit from the HEV suit doing this

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Mecha-Lincoln has been programmed to know sorrow.
what did he have to hide that justified this reaction
dog goes gorp
TO THE PATRONS OF THIS THEATER, I APOLOGIZE FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR SCREENING OF INLAND EMPIRE BUT I DO NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING. THERE IS A MAN IN ROW E SEAT 7 WHO HAS BEEN GOOGLING "INLAND EMPIRE EXPLAINED" ON HIS PHONE WITH FULL BRIGHTNESS ON, DISTURBING OTHER VIEWERS IN HIS VICINITY. HE HAS NO LOVE FOR FILM AND JUDGING BY WHAT HE HAS GOOGLED HE THINKS THAT ALL MOVIES ARE PUZZLES THAT HE HAS TO SOLVE LIKE THIS IS LOST OR SOME SHIT. I UNDERSTAND THIS IS AN UNUSUAL REQUEST, BUT I WANT YOU TO REMOVE THIS MAN FROM THE THEATER AND POSSIBLY KILL HIM. WHEN HE IS GONE, YOUR SCREENING WILL RESUME. YOUR PAL, DAVID LYNCH
[Video transcript:] Person angrily yelling: “–fucking computers bullshit. It’s fucking sick! It’s not cool anymore! It’s not fun! It’s not fun to be on the fucking computer! They changed everything about it! It used to be so coooool!”
literally saying this every day of my life

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buried in the red
Till the room smells like crystal surgery
"Doctor, he's leaking vital essence from his root chakra!"
"Push 100mV of orgone PR, stat."
ok but the full translation is also extremely good
that translation is accurate except for that last part. pflegestufe doesnt really translate to a state of need, its moreso means that the weed would leave you disabled in a way that makes you legally eligible for care or assistance
The Christianity of the 14th century was at the height of its power, and it was terrified. It was terrified of false converts. It was terrified of half-converted peoples who may be practicing pagan rites in secret. It was terrified of sorcerers who might be perverting the sacred rites. It was terrified of the Rabbis and Imams who converted under threat of violence, and might be secretly injecting crypto-jewish or crypto-islamic ideas into the Christian populace, or worse! The clergy! The late medieval Christian understanding of magic was a terribly anxious one. Among other things, this anxiety manifested as witch trials.
Consider the perspective of an inquisitor. You see a Christendom infested with perverse magic. It seems every week that you and your brethren uncover some milkmaid or moneychanger who confesses to helping the devil. What if these are not isolated instances? What if they are, in fact, organized and cooperating? Christendom is not infested with lost strays on the path to Christ. No, it is being attacked from within by an ancient and secretive religion of blood, a witch-cult, who seeks the destruction of Christendom itself. You may have heard of the Malleus Malleficarum, the “Hammer of Witches”, the infamous witch-finding manual of the early-modern period. But have you heard of The Errors of the Gizarrii?
Magic, The Witch-Cult, and Late Medieval Clerical Anxiety, today on patreon.
me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.
the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

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Choose an Indigenous North American cuisine I have eaten
Lake Superior Ojibwe (wild rice, strawberries, maple syrup, whitefish)
Red River Metis (bannock, tourtiere, boolets [meatballs], saskatoon berries)
Hopi (mutton and corn stew, piki [thin flatbread], chiles)
Unangax (piruugax [fish pie], sea lion, petrushki [wild parsley], seal oil)
Kwakwaka'wakw (huckleberries, smoked salmon, dried seaweed, eulachon)
Miccosukee (sofkee [corn drink], catfish, swamp cabbage [hearts of palm])
when she does anything to it at all