VIKTOR

Gasping for air, rolling around on the ground scratching and the dirt beneath me, snarling, growling, ripping at the flesh of my mortal being.

i forgot a crucial part of pet ownership: bothering that animal a little

id recommend offering her a gentle but annoying grisp

oh we are grisping

What's the fun of pet ownership if you don't grab their face and wiggle it a bit?

My wife right there guys

MOTHER

want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons

that’s what characters ARE. not people, but potential. many things, as needed, no matter how mutually exclusive.

Secret of NIMH was one of my absolute favorites when I was little, it's just the past 10 or so years that kids TV and entertainment has been dumbed down. Even Disney movies had dark scenes, or themes. We don't put enough faith in our children, it's the reason so many nowadays are so scared of life, why hey don't progress as fast as they used to. We aren't putting trust in our children, and they aren't prepared for life outside of easy happy fantasy.

WOOF WOOF BARARALAKKRMMA. WOEO