Kitten

funniest thing would be if when Queen Elizabeth dies or steps down and Charles is all ready to assume the throne, here comes King Arthur, Excalibur in hand, sauntering back from Avalon like “oof what a nap! thanks for keeping the chair warm I’m back to be king again”

like, given that “King Arthur isn’t actually dead, he’ll be back to be King again someday” is, like, an actual aspect of the legend and a thing that a lot of people purport to believe, has anyone ever actually tried it? showing up to buckingham palace claiming to be Arthur Pendragon, The Once And Future King, and assume the throne? does the british government have a protocol for checking whether someone claiming to be King Arthur actually is? does parliament have a secret picture of the Real Excalibur kept under lock and key, only viewed if someone claims to be King Arthur, that they can use to confirm or refute the identity of alleged Kings Arthur? if not, how do they deter every jackass with a sward from pretending to be him? does filing a false King Arthur report constitute treason?

goes to the kitchen. holds a knife in my hand for a while. puts it back. goes back to my room

Dude

what? what? what do you want daddy kink 33?

cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits

This video is so top notch, it has so many good things in it: the squinty eyes, the background music, the smack, the fall

This post gives me anxiety

i absolutely hate this. have a terrible day

what bastille song is this from

Things we lost in the fire

curly hair is so.. . romantic

if you have curly hair im in love with you