Stuff On The Internet!

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

Pratchett-levels of parody, then. It's a parody but it's an in-depth analysis but it's an art but it's also a prophecy somehow and it's a basis for sociological and economical research of the thing and it's still a parody nontheless.

Yea you get it

Me, looking up the Disco Elysium dialogue: Kim Kitsuragi is French!?

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

Senshi looks so offended lol 😂

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

you people aren't CASTING

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed