Random Blog of Stuff.

why do i always go on tumblr when im depressed like honestly this is the worst place to be. i already feel like shit so might as well get told i should die bc of whatever people are getting mad over now

self care is binge watching rvb seasons 1-4, and then digging through the deep dark web to find all the cryptic psas and bloopers from 2000s

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

I like how you say this as if vampires are a problem you deal with frequently

living deliciously

me on my way to sunday school

my favorite video game joke is referring to main characters as the game name like “there goes halo!” “hey it’s john bioshock!” because too-serious gamer dudes will never think you’re joking for some reason