fuccccckin' kidding

Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you.

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

Idk if she destroyed humanity actually they probably deserved it

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

also no one says it but the punchline of "trans inclusive misogyny" is almost always the implicit assumption that transfeminine people do not actually experience misogyny in our day-to-day life. thats why its considered humorous and acceptable to do, rather than just being. misogyny against women.

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

we exist for love btw

the nasty trick is that making friends is pretty easy but managing to keep in touch with everyone is next to impossible

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him