fuccccckin' kidding

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

do you ever think oh actually i am never going to stop being eleven years old and lonely

in the early 21st-century, the “small business” was a sort of small temple run by a local warlord. Patrons could purchase small trinkets and be granted absolution for the sins of their empire. This was called “ethical consumption.”

making stuff is one of the best parts of being alive

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

the world's first kiss happened at some point

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

the other night I dreamt that ao3 got a new number go up button titled "jorked it"

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????