the world isn't as terrible as you think.

@identifying-planes-in-posts

Airbus A330-300

Fun and flirty meet cute with the mad scientist when he straps you to his vivisection table. When he says you’re beautiful on the inside, he really means it.

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

when im 45 years old ill still be here posting like take my hand. lets go into menopause together

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me