flutter flutter, very subtle = uncanny valley of gynemimesis =

volatile economy of style

post-toxic narrative

stealth alpha

It's so maddening that Leonardo Da Vinci invented the spinning wheel flier, a massively impactful improvement to one of the most important machines in civilizational history, buuuut because fibrecrafts are girl shit, no one lists that as his main achievement as an inventor, they talk about him inventing a helicopter that doesn't work. Like, who give a fuck? Buddy, come here, hold my hand. It's important you know this. Any one of us can invent a helicopter that doesn't work! That's the easiest kind to invent!

Oh, this is remarkably of its era. I was just viscerally launched back to the specific amalgamation of meme printouts my roommate and I decorated our bulletin boards with senior year of college.

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously

and "gayer" or perhaps even "gayest" if you bring a trash bag and pick up trash as you go

I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously

Killing abusive husbands when there is no recourse, on. But killing people skipping military service? I hope she was selective.

No, no, no... she wasn't poisoning thrm, she was giving them a "potion" that would make them appear very ill for a while so that they would be eligible for skipping military service.

Ho! Much better indeed!

potion of dodge the draft

Baba Anjuka my beloved❤️

#draught dodge <- incredible tag via @malachitebear

Everyone’s got that one friend who isn’t present

@funnier-as-a-system

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

isn't that like notoriously not good for bears when they eat processed human stuff

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things