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disabled people are expected to do twice the work for half the reward. you need to work to get treatment and accommodations just to get close to the same starting line as everyone else and then all of that shit costs extra money so even if we accomplish the same as everyone else we still get punished for it.
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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.
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“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.
“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.
“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.
“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl
Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:
We’re trying to decide which of these is a better option:
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oh my goodness, one of dian fossey’s first close up observations with gorillas happened when she was trying to climb a tree to see them better, but so badly that by the time she’d gotten up the entire group had come out of hiding to look at her: “Nearly all members of the group had totally exposed themselves, forgetting about hiding coyly behind foliage screens because it was obvious to them that the observer had been distracted by tree-climbing problems, an activity they could understand.”
hello, fellow apes
The lead up to that sentence is gold:
[Image transcript: porch. The group had been day-nesting and sunbathing when I contacted them, but upon my approach they nervously retreated to obscure themselves behind thick foliage. Frustrated but determined to see them better, I decided to climb a tree, not one of my better talents. The tree was particularly slithery and, try as I might, no amount of puffing, pulling, gripping, or clawing succeeded in getting me more than a few feet aboveground. Disgustedly, I was about to give up when Sanwekwe came to my aid by giving one mighty boost to my protruding rump; tears were running from his eyes as he was convulsed in silent laughter. I felt as inept as a baby taking its first step. Finally able to grab on to a conveniently placed branch, I hauled myself up into a respectful semislouch position in the tree about twenty feet from the ground. By this time I naturally assumed that the combined noises of panting, cursing, and branch-breaking made during the initial climbing attempts must have frightened the group on to the next mountain. I was amazed to look around and find that the entire group had returned and were sitting like front row spectators at a sideshow. All that was needed to make the image complete were a few gorilla-sized bags of popcorn and some cotton candy! This was the first live audience I had ever had in my life and certainly the least expected.]
imagine some freakish not-a-human alien THING has shown up out of nowhere and is trying to get into your office building to study you. but it has no idea how to get past a revolving door. it tries for three hours. by the time it finally understands the concept of a revolving door and squeeze into the building everyone in the office is crowded into the lobby to watch and call helpful suggestions. it’s conclusively determined that the alien is definitely not a threat, except maybe to itself.
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girl who is so so scared all the time. girl who once passed as 'smart' but now finds it hard to think. girl who's always half lost because of memory issues and dissociation and trouble with inhabiting a physical space. girl who is a failure in a way that is neither interesting nor endearing.
"white trans people are oppressors too" is just an obviously true statement I can't believe I have to say this.
cowards
why are there so many christian compounds in this city, i was helping a friend in a housing search and every place she looked at was like two blocks away from a place called, like, “Our Lady Of Perpetual Child Abuse Christian Summer Camp & Daycare”
best yard sale find ever:

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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence
they did the research in the first place because they believed you and wanted to tell people about it. they are not our enemies.
people always go "Instead of spending all that time on a study they could have just listened to us when we said these thing happen"
they did listen, that's how studies work, they asked people about their experiences and put all the data together in a nice package that can be cited
So I'm in need of some help.
My roommate's representative has been ghosting them so we've been unable to collect rent money and we have no idea what's going on with this guy right now given his own life circumstances. I've mentioned before I struggle to pay off credit card debt and other payments so the majority of my paycheck is gone almost right away: I actually cancelled $150 in payments I was hoping to make for this paycheck.
Our HOA fucking sucks ass beyond imagination and I start incurring late fees after the 16th and I have less than 150 in the bank. While I can theoretically just pay it with a credit card that of course makes the situation I'm already in substantially worse. This is excluding the 120 we also owe for the electricity bill. At the very least I can kinda put off the electricity bill just a bit at the cost of maybe not paying off any CC stuff next payday.
I'm in need of help afterwards so even if the rent money comes in I need to be real I was probably going to be asking for potential help on the 21st if I could, so regardless everything goes the long way. We usually have this money by the 6th but legitimately I have no idea what to do for this time.
Paypal link here if anyone can spare anything ty ;;; and here's the cashapp I think this is how it works, I can also give Venmo if it helps
If you can! This isn't like, a life or death emergency, please focus on yourselves and others who might need it more if you're struggling, but it is gonna be a bit of an emergency that might necessitate more e-begging if I can't get it taken care of so just... yeah.
WELP, WE'RE BONED
Hey all, Mytha here. i don't know how to put it flowerly so let me just be candid: I'm a disabled transfem, spoused to another disabled transfem, and we are looking down the barrel of a gun as we'll be Evicted by September by our current landlady due to various mishandlings by who was supposed to look out for us. We'll be out of HRT soon because the current heat wave is making going to the pharmacy to schedule bloodworks and go to the hospital to request our hrt borderline impossible. we have a single dinky fan to cool us both down and it's comically insufficient. I've been unemployed for the last 3 years due to my physical limitations (chronic pain is a pain in the ass, ha ha) and due to the fact that i live in Bumfuck Nowhere and don't have a car. I've used part of the 200€ we get monthly by our parents to get a bike to possibly seek employment in a town 5km over, but again, the sun threatens to kill me and if not that i know Asthma will. been pulling all the stops all the time looking for a solution, but i seem to have exhausted all possibilities. making this post to start saving up for another place to stay by September. Rough estimate for new place down payment + moving.
0/2000€
Anything Helps
cat tax. i miss em a lot.

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Hungry trans girls' only bedsheet is falling apart, and rent has taken all our money!
[Image ID: a torn blue fitted bedsheet on top a bed with white mattress cover visible underneath, showcasing 1 of several large tears of the sheet. End ID]
Hi again. My wife and I are as yall know a trans girl couple, disabled and unemployed, struggling to get employment and just lost the bit of help we'd been getting. Now that rent has gone and emptied our bank account, we have no money for food and our only bed sheet has decided this is the perfect time to rip up. We tried sewing it and new holes have just formed instead, and I don't think it will survive the next wash. If you can contribute to helping us replace it and to helping us Eat!! We would appreciate it 🩷
A decent bed sheet seems to be going for around $75 and we could use around $100 for groceries, if you can spare even a few bucks it'd help a lot
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“A kiss may be grand, but it won’t pay the rental, on your humble flat, or help you at the automat.”
Like literally the most famous song about how much girls love jewellry is just explaining the importance of getting jewellry for when your partner leaves you penniless and alone.
The founder of Girl Scouting in the US, Juliette Gordon Low, funded her first troop by selling her pearl necklace, which was her only belonging after her husband died and left everything to his mistress.
She founded Girl Scouts to teach girls self-sufficiency so they wouldn’t have to go through what she went through when her husband died and she didn’t know how to take care of herself.
While we’re on the subject, let’s please also remember that historically disenfranchised communities who had to worry about frequently being run out of town often bought expensive jewelry with their limited funds not because they were greedy or tacky or classless, but rather because you can’t sew a real estate investment into the lining of your coat, and the powers that be can’t freeze a diamond necklace the way that they can freeze a bank account.