Shit Happens.

This speaks to me on multiple levels~

There’s still good

what the FUCK

???!!!!??

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

???? what??? the fuck???????

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

LOL he’s so happy

DRAG THEM!!!!!

children playing it fucking real

Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates.

nah man your dna contains millions of years of totally random bugs, some of which don’t really change anything, some of which are rly bad and annoying, some of which miraculously make the software work better

#so I’m a bethesda game

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

I hate watching white people on buzzfeed trying “ethnic” food and gagging when they eat something that has more flavor than a rice cracker

I hate people who cook ethnic food and put 300% more seasoning on it than necessary bc they think it’ll taste better with more seasoning.