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Ganβs not even a part of this universe but know that in spirit heβs out here like
gerudospiriitβ:
β§ β βΎβ§Β Β Β Β Β Β Nabooru straightened up in the face of his height over her, lifting her chin stubbornly to add to her own height.Β β Did I stutter? Laaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyy! β
Β Β Β Β Β Β Her giggle devolved to a squeak when he hoisted her off the ground. She met his gaze, a smirk of her own alighting her lips as she made a fake vomiting motion.Β β Please. I donβt even feel drunk. β
βThatβs nice. Classy.β He mocked, laughing between his words. βVery reflective of your promotion.βΒ
The young king lowered her back down to his eye level, placing a feather-light kiss on her bottom lip.Β βCongratulations, by the way.β
gerudospiriitβ:
β§ β βΎβ§Β Β Β Β Β Β Her hand tightened into a fist in her lap to mimic the sensation that gripped her heart. Once more, his words echoed the answer he own thoughts formulated. He willingly gave up everything for power and the destruction of the lands that neighbored them. Nevermind his people; he made it clear that motivation dissipated soon after he obtained the piece of the Triforce now residing inside her.Β
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β She had asked herself the same question in recent months. Years, perhaps. How much was she willing to give up to save her people? She answered it recently with the same word: everything. By standing up to Ganondorf, she knew she would either have to exile herself or face execution. But she deemed stopping him from endangering their people with his crusade. The difference? She hadnβt forgotten why she chose the path she would have.
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Not that it mattered. Had the situation played out as it had in the future his memories stemmed from, they both would fail anyway.
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β He gaze followed his intense stare to the sleeping child. By sight, she doubted she would deem him a threat. Small. wiry, a butter knife of a sword and a few other playthingβs for weapons hanging at his waist. The mistake Ganondorf made if his warning meant anything. She wondered if the Triforce made him more of a threat, or if Ganondorfβs penchant for underestimating people was the only factor in his downfall.
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Nabooru clicked her tongue.Β β Just how do I get acquainted with this? I donβt even know what it can do. β she asked as she stood, lifting her right hand and pointing at the mark engraved there.Β β Canβt we justβ¦take it from him somehow? That was your plan before, wasnβt it? To take the other two pieces from this kid and the princess? Why donβt we just do that and then use the kid as bait? β
βI have taken the mind andΒ body of a bearer without being able to access her Triforce. If it was as simple as that, I would not have failed. There is always a catch to these games.β He explained, wishing he could just rip the power out of the boy. Remove his hand or his head and call it a day. The ease of such an action would be a delightful change of pace from the usual song and dance.
βThe piece will detach itself when it is near enough to the other two. Nothing else seems to keep the piece active or accessible. When the princess comes near the two of you, you will feel yours resonate in response. Think of it less as a tool and more of a...β He caught the word βpartnerβ in his throat. β...Guest. All you have to do is house it. Temporarily. Once it is reunited with its own it will want to rejoin them of its own volition. You cannot force it."
He picked up the boy by the collar and stepped outside for a moment, handing him off to the nearest guard and giving her distinct and dire instruction to keep him alive and well guarded. If the child escaped, the entire unit would face his punishment. Perhaps most importantly, no oneΒ was toΒ bother Twinrova about this.Β
The guard quickly made her understanding clear, and hurried off with the boy as the king returned to his dwelling and closed the door. He could summon scouts with his magics and portals, and the rest was lying low.Β Β βIβve ordered the guards to leave us alone unless something goes wrong with the boy. If you need anything from them you should ask for it now.β
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Can I play too?
Keir would be a Shiba inu, and is just happy to be here
And Biki would be water doggo
// I would also like to jump on this train: Ganondorf would be a Cane Corso

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βSince when has obnoxious behavior ever stopped you?β
in honor of sinday, have some fc gifs since I cannot seem to finish this job Iβm working on in a timely manner
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Nabooru can confirm
YEAH she can
How are you in bed?
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Ganondorf tried to manage his brows when they started growing into his hairline, but the speed and virility with which they grew back was so exhausting that he decided to just own the look.

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Ganondorf paints his nails black, but occasionally has them decorated as well with gold flake as well. He loves having his hands massaged while waiting for them to dry.
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Ganondorf has an ungodly amount of jewelry. He collects it from across Hyrule, but typically only actually wears Gerudo jewelry, as everything else is simply too small.
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Ganondorf in every monologue
royallunatiic replied to your photo β@viciousvalor replied: [I mean, you right. I could do without the...β
[ wow at the both of you! I hc that vegeta for once, was forced to witness the ginyu forces victory dances at the behest of frieza and being that most saiyans can literally watch anything ( moves and techniques, desctro disk for example ) and mimic it flawlessly- thats how vegeta knew how to dance like that. and well frieza being the sole other 'all-power' being he had known for a significant span of his life.... he basically was like well frieza was appeased by thisΒ a god of destruction would be too. thats how we ended up with that lame albeit humorous dance. cause desperation i guess ]
[ Thatβs valid! I def agree that the dance itself was desperation and only happened to distract and entertain Beerus, but I also personally enjoy the comedy aspects and tend to lean into how ridiculous things in the DB Universe are. Based on how long Vegeta was with Frieza and how familiar he is with the Ginyu force (and how often they do their choreography), my hc is basically that witnessing that caliber of shenanigan was just a Tuesday at the office ]

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[I mean, you right. I could do without the Bingo dance BUT my ass still sees the humor no matter how much I love Vegeta.
That aside and on topic yeeeah I just feel like Super misses the mark with the gods and angels with what I have seen and gathered from material. It misses the mark on A LOT but...this in particular. Its like after BoG they were like hm we need to make this softer and funnier. XD]
[ I agree!Β Also, my favorite thing about the Bingo Dance is the implication that Vegeta has either actively committed it to memory or helped choreograph it which, considering the Ginyu Force was the aspirational team in the Frieza Crew, 100% checks out ]
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