bloody kisses

if I purchased an opera house and found out there was something known as the “phantom” demanding a monthly salary to simply leave us all alone, and the former opera manager had apparently gone ahead and paid him for decades, I’d simply continue paying him and keep my fucking head down. RIP to Andre and Firmin but I’m different

actually if I bought an opera house and there WEREN’T an Opera Ghost I’d hire one. No one goes to the opera anymore bc it’s not sexy enough. We need some gothic terror

op I hate to be like this but velmas glasses…

velma may have a 4.0 but as soon as daphne suggests doing her makeup but says “dont take your glasses off you need them to see” all braincells go out the window