Tonight with Eram!

Finally, my Nova level reflects my inner self.

@deadfreckledboys I was having a hard time outlasting it. It had like 160+ health bars. I set my keyblade to iBeauty and Beast (+3 strength boost and buff remover), full guilt iKairi2 (strong heal+gauge restore+1 attack boost+1 enemy defense decrease/with Extra Attack 40% so that's 2 uses), iKairi (+3 strength boost/with Defense 3), Vexen B (+1 defense boost for 4 turns against speed and magic/with Second Chance 2), and full guilt Donald/Goofy/King (insane special attack boost and effective against all attributes/Attack Boost 3 Max). And another full guilt Donald/Goofy/King as a friend medal. Even with this set up it would sometimes erase my defense buff and kill me, but about the 5th try I managed to proc everything right. After 3 turns Vexen B was giving me x4 defense, which was enough to live against full powered attacks with no defense proc. Maybe Vexen B can help! Does not need to be dotted to work.

EAT MY TIT YOU SCRAGGLY-HAIRED FUCK

all around me are familiar faces worn out places worn out faces

Please join my cool gang

NO I DON'T KNOW EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE I HAVE THIS GODDAMN KEY PERMANENTLY ATTACHED TO MY FIST AND NOW YOU EXPECT ME TO LIFT THAT SAME HAND AND NOT USE IT TO OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR, THE SINGULAR PLEASURE I DERIVE FROM THIS OTHERWISE BLEAK AND FINGERLESS EXISTENCE

All the quest objectives are complete and it feels so good

HIS NECK LOOKS SO THICK??? LOOK AT HIS JUGULAR VEIN IT’S THE SIZE OF A HOSE

i blow this harmonica every day to mask the pain and sadness of not being born with finger nails

it’s like i’m reliving the early 2000s all over again

DO YOU UNDERSTAND SHITSTAIN

i couldn’t leave such fresh, young nubile boy meat behind when i could sell you on the ginger black market 

a land completely filled with gingers

a dead boy would have made a better present

you could have brought a bag of dog shit home and it would have made a better present