I've Caught a Severe Case of Simp

posted by u/sleepisforthestrong

So I demon!M was locked in an attic by my eldest brother, we’ll call him Laios. So after Laios and I had a disagreement for the 10000th time, I got quite upset and ended up maybe possibly comitting a little bit of treason on account of my racism against the human race. Laios completely overreacted and locked me in the attic of the home we share with our five other brothers.

I spent a pretty long time in there, and it was dreadfully boring, until my future partner, lets call them PC, arrives.

I end up getting PC’s attention by using magical means in hopes that they would free me. I lied to them and said I was human as well so they would trust me more.

Well it turned out PC wasnt as stupid as I thought they were at first and relitavely quickly figured out I was not a human. I ended up coming clean and they still decided to help me.

So it turns out our original plan to free me went wrong, and the attic door ended up opening on its own, (which we later found out was something to do with PC’s bloodline.)

Once I was freed, my brothers were all shocked, especially Laios. I guess I was still pretty mad about being locked in an attic for months on end, so I grab PC and give them a hug.

I gradually tighten the hug, and strain myself so it starts to crush their bones. PC ends up suffocating because of some human anatomy thing.

I ended up killing PC, but the Demon Butler brings them back to life and I end up regretting it.

After that incident I let PC make a pact for me and have worked to try and fix my mistake.

u/Wrath4days: Of course you’re the asshole, OP. It really shocks me how some people can reread a post like this and proceed to post it with the full expectation that people could even possibly be on your side…a really long meaningful apology is definitely needed.

u/yourandomdemonguy: NTA it’s just a human, they die all the time! Plus you made a pact with them, they practically have you locked down for who knows how long! I’d say that’s a pretty good deal. Eye for an eye.

u/GrimmDaddy666: YTA not only did they catch you in your lie and STILL decided to help you but you end up KILLIN em for it! I’d be pretty damn pissed too if I was that human just sayin’.

u/MuchinonBurgors: YTA though it’s clear that you have some issues that need to be sorted out…specifically with your human racism, kinda obvious that humans aren’t as dumb as you think they are.

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Lucifer: Mammon, his favourite brother and the one he turns to when things get serious. For the sake of his peace and sanity, there are things he'd rather keep secret from Diavolo and just for this reason he can't trust Barbatos either; telling something to the butler would only result in the prince knowing.

Mammon: you, whether you like it or not. Depending on the situation, Lucifer may leave him longer than necessary in the hospital (or wherever he's retained) and his younger brothers tend to make fun of him most of the time. If he has to face someone's wrath, please let it be yours.

Levi: Lucifer, the default option. As much as he loves and trusts you, he needs to be realistic: there are some things you cannot handle. Besides that, of course, his eldest brother is responsible when making decisions, especially if his family is involved.

Satan: Lucifer and he hates it. It used to be Asmo until he had an accident with a spell and ended up in serious trouble. When Asmo arrived he cried so hard out of worry that they had to call Lucifer, so he reluctantly changed it to save some time in the future.

Asmo: you. If something happens to him, the first person he wants to see when he wakes up is you and, if it were really serious anyway, you wouldn't go alone to get him. Plus, he'd also die of happiness under your care since he'd be receiving all your attention!

Beel: Lucifer, who he trusts the most in stressful situations. He loves Belphie with all his heart, yes, but he can't trust his twin to be awake at random times; emergencies can happen at any hour, after all.

Belphie: Beel. Does he have to explain? Besides you, there's no one in the family he trusts more than him, so it just makes sense.

You: Lucifer. Mammon tried to negotiate. He tried.

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This is so damn stupid. I promise I'm writing my normal posts, but I was watching Grey's Anatomy and it just happened. If it looks wonky, it's because I'm sleepy

Commission for @stans8n on twitter!

A silly little prompt of the trio trying to get along. 😔🤷‍♀️

follow-up to that first post that was initially meant to be in the same post but then it got way too late so i didn't finish it BUT here it is

(+ additional silliness that i decided to add in the meantime:)