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Alright lads time for a vibe check how are we feeling

if you don’t have a tentacle kink grow up

this is the equivalent to cats picking their kids up by their necks

i don’t fuck w the whole ‘tattoos have to have a meaning’ wave

if i want a fruitbat tattooed permanently in2 my skin ima get a damn fruitbat tattooed permanently in2 my skin and guess what?? its not gonna mean SHIT

it’s winter! we should all be snoozing in our burrows

low cut pants are so supremely unflattering im so glad i live in a high rise pant dominant fashion moment

do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u

A staple of Traumatized Millenial Culture is spending ages 10-15 sexting perverts on Omegle

remember when u heard liability the first time and lorde dropped the “girl that i love line” and ur soul ascended but then she went on to no homo it and ur soul crashed back down into ur body with enough force to send u to hell