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shitty life advice: (don’t) be the reason the cops do a full armed search of a building at 10 o’clock at night 😭

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More heartbreaking news this morning.
brb gonna kill myself
my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella
A cute goat sent you a message.

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“astarion never would have acted like this if he hadn’t been turned into a vampire” high elf who went to law school. Be so serious right now
do you really think that man was going around helping the elderly cross the street pre-vampire. Look me in the eyes
full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set
Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other
No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics
A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!
A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!
A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!
A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!
No, no, no
remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?
InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this
A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*
god those were lawless times.
Finally gave him a new outfit… still obsessed w/ him btw
I am often told what I cannot wear
I never understand why some people complain about a fandom on the fandom tag. is it to find like minded people? are they looking for a fight? they want a fight??

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ok to make a long story short: (proceeds to type the most convoluted, long-winded, multiple-paragraph essay you’ve ever seen about something that could’ve been said in one sentence)
normal jacob behaviors [1]
why don’t you sink your fangs into something more substantial AND stupid, handsome
tumblr photo shit quality is the bane of my bg3 screenshot existence
character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*
me:
character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*
me:
character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*
me:
character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*
me:
Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*
Me:
Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*
character in fight scene: *holds opponent by the collar, lifts them and brings them close to their face*
me:
Every time this crosses my dash it gets better.
I love you all. I love all of these. I’m going to combust now kthxbye.

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they may be doomed by the narrative but atleast they had gay sex
once again I am posting my son