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Iruka: They also say that being cheap is an annoying trait, so don’t overuse that excuse.

Iruka: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.

Iruka: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.

Kakashi: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.

Iruka: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.

Kakashi: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.

Kakashi: No wonder. You slept for three hours total last week. Why are you surprised?

Iruka: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes. I don't know what to wear to my date with Kakashi!

Kakashi: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?

Iruka: You don't care now, but Hokages need to be able to communicate well.

Kakashi: Yes, like capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

Iruka:

Naruto: What's "jack off"?

Iruka: Sure...but what do you mean by "us"?

Naruto *walks to the window

Naruto : Good night, Moon.

Naruto : Good night, Tree.

Naruto : Good night, Creepy Anbu guy stalking Iruka Sensei!

Kakashi: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?

Iruka: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a husband

Iruka: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*

Iruka: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.

Kakashi: Wait... you eat shaving cream?