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Kakashi: So, you’re not going to share?

Naruto: What did you say about Iruka Sensei?!?

Kakashi:

Kakashi: What’s the assignment?

Iruka: I’m supposed to write a paper that presents both sides of an issue and then defends one of the arguments.

Kakashi: What’s your issue?

Iruka: That’s the problem. I can’t think of anything to argue.

Kakashi: That’s hard to believe.

Iruka: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Kakashi: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Iruka: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Kakashi: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Kakashi: No, well, actually, it is.

Iruka: You have too. It's called diplomacy. Just walk up to a circle and join in.

Iruka, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No.

Kakashi: Oh, is it on AO3?

Kakashi: Even better!

Iruka: What do you-

Kakashi: Ok, Iruka, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?

Iruka: 1917.

Kakashi: Black, like my soul.

Iruka:

Iruka: Kakashi, it’s August.

Iruka: For this kind of situation, the most natural thing would be to panic, so technically I can panic.

Kakashi: NO, that’s not what I meant! Act like it’s a normal day!

Iruka: My ‘normal’ days of late, consist of a lot of panic.

Kakashi: Will you just cooperate?