KKIR Incorrect Quotes

Iruka: Awwwww

Naruto, holding out another cookie for Kakashi : This one's like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you!

Anko: Naw. Say yes to drugs.

Iruka: Anko!

Kakashi: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.

Iruka and Anko:

Kakashi : I'm depressed.

Kakashi: If Iruka Sensei was to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Iruka Sensei jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Rookie: You jump off a cliff!

Iruka : Exactly! You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house.

Kakashi: And if you can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Iruka : Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Kakashi : I—

Iruka : If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am on a school night to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Iruka: Did I get any... leap?

Kakashi :

Kakashi : Iruka , if I step outside, would I see all of our mugs are on the front lawn?

Iruka :

Kakashi : That's what you are choosing for your birthday prank?

Kakashi : But – that’s just a trash can.

Kakashi: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Iruka: Well it’s hard to find a high-quality one made out of leather or silicone, but if you did find a good one like that it’d be a couple thousands of dollars. I can try to hook you up with one but I don’t know if I’d be very successful.

Kakashi: Huh, that’s pretty interesting actually- Wait, how the hell do you know that?

Kakashi: That’s because he is not officially an employee, he is unpaid.

Iruka: You don’t pay him?!

Kakashi: He gets my appreciation.

Kakashi: Cut it out with the "-sama". And this is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool!