Hiding in plain sight

I want this as a long ass show where every episode's this

All the people saying they’re getting inspired to write something from this, SEND THEM TO ME NEEOOWWWW you’re required to by law

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

the backstory behind these is far funner than the stuff he does

I want to do that thing caterpillars do with the coccoon. I don't even want to come out different I just want to lay down and be warm

they turn into goo inside their cocoon:)

it probably feels awesome

we need swimmable cities 

dont worry. we will soon

@shit-kim-kitsuragi-would-say

I invented a new trend called “drink sleepy tea and go to bed”

It's just a fad, it'll pass.

Think again. China has been doing this trend I just invented for over 4,000 years.

there are apparently a lot of mushrooms that are poisonous to some people and edible for others. unlike food allergies, it’s not an allergic immune reaction, it’s mushroom poisoning but only for some people

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

Been getting into ceramics lately

How do they taste man

It hasn’t even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think I’m eating it. It hasn’t even been five minutes.

Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man

Not so good.