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Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.
The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--
(paper towel roll falls on my face)
Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.
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Alastor got that hot Louisiana bussy on par with Louis de Pointe du Lac, the kind that got men acting unwise left and right.
I hate understanding and agreeing with this sentence
my dad worked in HR for a big company before he retired. they offered summer internships for the children of employees, which I did for a few years during college. the pay wasn’t high, but you still did basically the same tasks as a full-time employee in your department
and it was WILD
I’d finish a task in a day, only to be told that was my task for the week. my boss was blown away and raved about my efficiency. which was very nice but like…dude. you gave me about 6 hours worth of work, and that’s at a leisurely pace with an hour-long lunch break. why are you so impressed?
eventually I started messing around on my phone for hours to drag the tasks out longer, because I felt bad when my boss had to scramble to find things for me to do. I got like ten fanfic chapters written per month that way
meanwhile, at my last retail job, I got in trouble for talking to vendors at the adjoining stalls during slow periods
back to my roots i guess
Both current fixations???
Hey guys! Weird post from me - was wondering if anyone on here would be up for doing a psychology study on ASMR and stress reduction?
I'm doing my final year dissertation and need as many people as possible to complete my study or I fear I may drop out of university. It just involves an online survey and watching short ASMR clips (less than 3 mins).
Please click the link or follow the QR code if you're interested! Happy to share the results after the analysis so you can see how you've benefited!
https://run.pavlovia.org/pavlovia/survey-2024.1.0/?surveyId=3069d95b-acf6-4bd7-8446-b06f1887db32
^ also be nice, graphic design is clearly NOT my passion, psych and ASMR however- is
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Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments
starting a collection
If I may submit:
Finally finished this totally canon missing scene that definitely happened 💔
i don’t think sex on tv is appropriate unless you see the cock otherwise it’s manipulating the viewer and basically gaslighting the audience
What about violence in movies?
glad you asked. they also have to show cock.
maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth
bleeding
‘Tis not in my nature…to be cruel. But you have taken someone from me. Someone I care about deeply.’
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2021 lasted 5 seconds and those 5 seconds lasted 20 years that felt like only a few months i hope that clears things up
Except for Boat Stuck, that was six days of beautiful clarity in march
Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”
A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.
Capitalism is so exhausting
Fuck this
This is insane.
Capitalism is so innovative /s
Hi! Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass? Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?
Step 1: Open Notepad.
Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the --- that caps either end of it. --- Dim objResult Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") Do While True objResult = objShell.sendkeys("{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}") Wscript.Sleep (6000) Loop --- Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.
What does this do?
This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant. This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldn’t affect most things that you’re doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things you’re doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging. As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.
Damn, Tumblr back at it. Now we got coders coming in to save the day.
Tumblr coding community might genuinely be the best coding community.
Harold Robert Millar (1869-1942), “The New World Fairy Book” by Howard Angus Kennedy, 1904 Source
We're new in this neighborhood and there are tons of kids, so we have to cement our reputation as a Good Trick or Treating House™
The small bowl is for kids with peanut allergies, and I also have cans of soda for kids with other/really severe peanut allergies!
Also at this house:
Nonverbal kids will not be forced to say "trick or treat"
No one is too old for candy
You don't even have to be wearing a costume to get candy
If you ARE wearing a costume, you will be complimented
Happy to report that I have already impressed one mom of a kid who has a bajillion allergies by having candy he could eat. But I also have non caffeinated soda for kids who can't have any of the candy.
I wish we had someone like you in my neighborhood when I was a kid ;-;
The great thing about becoming an adult is that you can BE that person now!
I have also learned the sign language for happy Halloween in case any deaf/hard of hearing kids come by!!!
Also, there is no difference between kids who
Walk from house to house
Are driven from house to house (walking can be hard with a disability)
Kids who are not from this neighborhood
Everyone gets candy
“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.
i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.
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The billionaires are complaining that a billionaire tax plan singles them out. They are correct.
That is the whole point.
Efficiency is an under-appreciated argument in favor of taxing the rich. The only reason it seems easier to get $1 from each of 100 poor people, than to get $100 from one rich guy, is that the rich guy is willing to spend $200 in accountant fees and campaign donation to get out of paying the $100.
I personally know at least 3 dozen accountants — self included— who fantasized about auditing billionaires. Especially during a Fraud course.
Reblog for the last one
it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate
So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created
