why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

The ides of March have come

where the hell do yall live that growing your own food is possible for everyone and therefore it's okay to be incredibly condescending about people not already growing their own food

or like 'here's something that YOU, PERSONALLY, can do to help the planet' *describes something that requires owning land*

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

sometimes i remember i have cool mutuals and im like oh fuck im making a fool of myself. and then i continue making a fool of myself

absolutely shattered that i cant tweet on my academic twitter the same way i speak on this blog

i want my baking to be so good that when someone eats it they either wonder why im not married or have a split-second panic abt proposing to me right then and there