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7-10$ for a bottle of cheap alcohol of your choice at your local liquor store.

However much you want to spend on frozen fruit, juice, and yogurt

Alcohol takes longer to freeze than water, but most home freezers can get down to around 15-20 degrees F, which is where you want to aim. 

Fill just over half your blender with frozen fruit

Slop some yogurt on top, idk like a half cup?

Pour wine into the blender until the ‘fill’ line is about a quarter-up. 

BLEND THAT MOTHERFUCKER LIKE IT INSULTED YOUR GRANDMA. 

You want the texture to be pretty thick (thicc), because a thick smoothie will usually harden beautifully in the freezer - forms a nice solid popcicle.

If its too thin, add more fruit. 

Pour your new slurry of goodness into your popcicle molds

If there’s empty molds, repeat above steps for more delicious sludge. Maybe switch flavors?

Stuff into the freezer. Make sure freezer is set to ‘really freaking cold’ (alcohol freezes at a lower temp than water) 

Wait a day or two. 

(Eat the leftover smoothie) 

VICTORY

If you’re not into alcohol, just replace the alcohol with a red or white juice and you’re good to go. I don’t recommend citrus fruits/juice because they can interact badly with dairy. You can leave out the yogurt and replace with half a banana or avocado if you REALLY want to use citrus and want to keep the smoothness. 

You can also google delicious fruit smoothie recipes for ideas on fruit combinations. 

You can also just use chocolate ice cream and coffee with bailey’s and kaluhua to make a fantastic chocolate popcicle. 

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.

When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT

“I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!

See this beautiful creature?

It’s a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it’s about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge’s skin.  Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy.  They could have given it so many cool names.  Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!  

You wanna know what they called it?

PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.

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Seneca

Cor ad cor loquitur. Heart speaks to heart. – Saint Augustine

Fortuna vitrea east: tum cum splendet frangitu. Fortune is like glass: the brighter the glitter, the more easily broken.– Publilius Syrus

Fata viam invenient. Fate will find a way. –Virgil

Oderint, dum metuant. Let them hate, so long as they [also] fear.– Caligula

Aut viam inveniam aut faciam. I shall either find a way or make one.– Hannibal

Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur. The world wants to be deceived, therefore let it be deceived. – Gaius Petronius

Vivamus, moriendum est. Let us live, since we must die. – Seneca

Omnes una manet nox. One night awaits everyone. – Horace

Flectere si nequeo superos, Acheronta movebo. If I cannot sway the heavens, I will raise hell. – Virgil

Omnes vulnerant, ultima necat. All hours wound, the last one kills. – Motto of Medieval Sundial

Sic ego nec sine te nec tecum vivere possum. I cannot live either without you or with you.– Ovid

Si vis amari, ama. If you wish to be loved, love. – Seneca

She’s not in Medical blue, a caretaking, feminine role.  

And some of the women wear pants: