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I'd be a bitch, not a baller

They'd paint me out to be bad

So it's okay that I'm mad"

1) Superb eye protection, medical grade dual eye shields WITH double tape reinforcement, can’t beat that kind of armor.

2) Her mind stays alive even when she appears to be sleeping??? Wow. A super power in it’s own. (AND the fact that she’s AWARE of it while it’s happening? Mind blowing 🤯)

3) Wizards are cool and all but if they’re drunk they can’t remember the right spells. but Banana Taylor… she’s wise beyond her years. Her ability to sense when a common snack item such as a banana may be dangerous to consume.. it’s a priceless trait. Enemies play dirty. She knew that banana was off. It wasn’t the right one.

Lastly, Banana Taylor just got lasik surgery, yo. She’s been recently gifted crystal clear 20/20 vision. Even as a legit magical wizard, I think drunk wizard Taylor can’t compete with that.

(which is ALIVE)