puppies

NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8 Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet! NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice

Finally, an explanation.

at the tavern, feeding my goblin as the minstrels play a sweet tune

no offense but the media either has to stop writing underage characters or start using underage actors to play these underage characters because i can’t watch another sexualized 20something play a 17 year old girl bruh! can’t do it anymore my guy! it’s gotta stop diva!

no offense but all of the people in the comments talkin bout “they literally cant child labor laws” have never seen icarly and baby that is so sad

i saw goody proctor cracking open a cold one with the devil

Stop it

crumch

hey everyone. “Cuckleberry Finn.” thanks

appreciate it

people who put video tutorials online for literally everything are the backbone of this society i would be nowhere without the comfort that whenever i don’t know how to do something painfully simple i can look it up like i bet i could look up ‘how to preheat the oven’ and there’d be endless videos and i never have to look like a complete idiot again. thank you all for saving my life 

Ratatouille was a forgettable film

U kno sometimes u just gotta eat some garlic bread and move on